Very sly, and very creepy. Loved the underhanded shipper mocking. You've got an odd mimd,that's for sure, but it was really quite enjoyable. Good job.

xD Go TARDIS!

Oh wow. This was good. Good on the Tardis!

This was very good, wait I've said that already have I? I like the idea of The Doctor actually being in an asylum as a patient. Very interesting, but then of course it's actually the Tardis playing a trick on him! :D

interesting. that was a little confusing but good. it seems kinda half finished though. a second chapter might be helpful.

“Anybody who comes between you and me is a slut,” said Rose with an air of menace.

Oh god, the cry of most Doctor/Rose shippers.

Nice story. A bit confusing in places, but funny.

So if I came between them I'd be a woman who has too much careless intercourse? XD Nice work!You really bring the characters to life.I'd love to see more of your work. Happy Labor day!

I'm going to treasure this. I can hear the 10/Rose fangirl shippers screaming already...

And the TARDIS? She's priceless. Always.

LD. x

The summery had me worried, but this is amusing. I presume the TARDIS is the voice of all the raging Rose fangirls who want them together. The irony is perfect.

" “Now why would you want to do that?” said the bearded man. “You and Rose have such good chemistry together. Why waste your time saving the universe from the bogeymen, when you can find perfect happiness in her arms?” "

*splorfle* Creepy AND hilarious! I think this just might be the best Matchmaker!TARDIS story I've ever read. Adding it to the Tin Dog now.

Ok, you had me at your summary (oh, so true!) but this story I found, I don't know, disturbing? unsettling? well, definitely uncomfortable. Obviously it works if it is having this kind of effect on your reader. I will have to check out your other work and see where you are coming from with all of this.

Damn, never had myself pegged as a fluffy before but I am coming across all injured cos there was no happy ending! Bloody hell. I need a strong coffee and a good slap!

Interesting plot. Very good read! Well worth the time!