this is the beautiful thing and I'm glad I read it

This really made me laugh! ️ Glad you posted it! XD

That was hilarious! Like sooooo funny I can't even...was he a virgin? It's going to bug me all day now

Omfg i can't stop laughing

ROFL ROFL. ha ha ha ha ha.

This has me in splits. God this was so hilarious. imagining Voldemort doing worldly things. LOL

I can't... xD

Uh... I'm never going to look at Voldemort the same way ever again.

That poor rubber ducky

We all thought about this at one point, but yes, you must be brave to actually publish it on this site! LOL

Haha, the Weasley's sure are hilarious drunks. Well, I do honestly believe Voldemort like power above all, probably also above the pleasures of the flesh. But still, young Tom was charming and handsome, so he probably wasn't a virgin, lol.

This was GENIUS! I was laughing so hard all the way through. I like to think Voldemort had a little action down in Knockturn Alley, but Mr. Ducky might have had his day later. Absolutely hilarious!

~Chasing Ideas

quite honestly i don't think Voldemort was a virgin. he was a goodlooking young man who worked in Knockturn Ally, i'm sure he found some prostitutes and after a while decided sexual desire got in the way of power and he became an enuch

This is actually majestic is how hilarious it is. Seriously girl, I think my liver might have burst from prolonged laughter.

Though I must admit this has prompted me to remove the rubber duck from my bath room. The images that fill my head from looking at that small yellow bird are just...horrifying.

Any-who, I think I might just have to go read that again, its just so bloody amazing!

I literally rolled around on my bed laughing as I read this. It was hilarious!

Priceless :D So hilarious. Loved it. 'You married him', haha.