You can tell when an author was high by reading some stories...

Well, if that wasnt an acid trip, then I dont know what is!

lol

good work!

Try to regain some sanity so you may loose it again.

Over and out

Niko

LQTM (laughs quietly to myself). I can only imagine the thoughts going through your mind during the time of writing this... no, not even that. I have no idea what you were thinking... THIS IS BRILLIANT! I RAISE YOU UP AS MY IDOL WITH THOUSANDS OF COOKIES! Thousands of them.

...I actually tried to follow this and half-way through I just gave up and began laughing hysterically.

"SHOULD I CUT MY BANGS SHOULD I CUT MY BANGS? I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL CUT MY BANGS I SWEAR TO GOD DON'T COME ANY CLOSER I'LL CUT MY BANGS!" Best. Dialouge. Ever.

If I were tripping on acid, this would probably be incredibly deep and meaningful.

But since I am not, it's just hilarious. You win at the interwebs. Repeatedly. :P

I haven't read this in AGES! I am Spikity Chex Mix Turnip, haha. Was the ONE SONG ONE GLORY thing a reference to RENT, which is made of awezome? I hope so. This put me in a weird awesome mood. ok. bye now.

TELEPHONE POLE SEX!

omg, this is the funniest thing i have ever read, i think i just converted to crazy and i am so about to wet myself laughing, go you!

Love,

Jaffa

Oh my god, I think I love this. XD Seriously. Do you know how hard it is to NOT laugh at this while sitting in a library? Dear god, I need to go home and read it there just so I can die. But the randomness, dear lord, the randomness! I bow before you for all eternity! Hooman. I would put down that standard list of stuff that was just so freakin' awesome that you can't not put it down and all that but there was way too much. Oh god. *reads again* *dies* Too good, seriously. - EY and stuff...lmao You're a freakin' genious.

Sephiroth has a big sword. It just is. He runs in circles until he falls over and his hair causes him to die. Because...he's old. OLD. And we all know old people die for no reason. WE GOT TO EAT ALL THE OLD PEOPLE!

Your grandpa is a meal.

If heat doesn't kill the elderly, I will.

Everyone goes back to Agrabah. Cait Sith is the genie. Aladdin who is played by the talented Red XI on crack rubs the lamp and sets it on fire. Cait Sith flies out flaming like a homosexual. He turns into Reeve. REVEveryone gets back in the car, because I need to keep them in one. Everyone is back to where they were. Zack is a spikeball. Dragon Cid is throwing him at stuff. Just stuff. Vincent gets Zack stuck to the back of his head. Cloud is driving again. Wait, no he isn't. The steering wheel divorces him and takes the kids with car is now revolving in circles. Slow circles. Yet, it is still moving forward in a straight line. The laws of physics do not apply. Now be quiet and eat your applenugget, young one. APPLENUGGET!Everyone's in a plane. The bed spins in circles. The plan does too. LIKE A CORKSCREW! Tape tape. Cid falls on Vincent for no reason, other then "OH I FELL OVER".L OVER".Everyone's in a plane. The bed spins in circles. The plan does too. LIKE A CORKSCREW! Tape tape. Cid falls on Vincent for no reason, other then "OH I FELL OVER".Cloud cries big things. Like...things. I think more things should be filled with cream. Cloud cries whales. The car explodes because whales are too large for is busy trying to keep the hedgehog from rolling up and flying away in many pieces, like a dandelion. Dandelion! I snorted one once. Don't do that. "Look at me, my name is Vin! I'm a gothy boy of sin!" "NOW YOU HAVE DANDELION IN YOUR BRAIN!" Cid shouts at the sky for no reason. He then is convinced that aliens are coming after the cheerios in his brain, and begins spinning in circles around Vincent's chest like one of those cartoon things. You know, the things.

'Tis random.

I have never had potential brain damage despite your warnings from your stories, but this time the mighty voice inside my head had to shield me to save my nonexhistant sanity. It's really funny... and weird. _ But it has sex, mansex, and that's wrong. I don't mind reading about crack, but sex creeps me out. P

O.O I really don't want to know what you think every day.

Okay, actually I am kind of curious. This is the funiest thing I have read in the longest time! XD

...o_o

Wtf.

...O_O

LMAO.

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Oh man,I'm still cryin' here! That is the FUNNIEST shit I have ever read! Funnier than MST3K presents FF7! Seriously,I think I'm finally going to get my wish and die laughing! Ha ha,and I really like My Sweet and ZellxIrvine gotta be my favorites! _ Ah ha ha ha,man,I think my kidneys just .

That is the most insane, yet original, and yet funny fanfic I have read. I especially liked the part where Red XI goes "I LIKE CRACK" when they're eating ice cream ( or snorting dandelions, or hiding in each other's hair, or...) I almost pissed my pants with laughter after I read that.
What I find even more surprising is that you can write serious work, and at the same time have enough insanity to write this. That is the work of an original author. PLUS, there is only one person in this site that has the pen name Zarla. That's a compliment. A crappy one, but a compliment.

oh my GOD, I just couldn't finish this one last time I tried reading it, because it was making my brain explode!
Snorting Dandelions? The sun will turn into a cow? Vincent climbing into his own hair? THEY ALL TURN INTO HOTDOGS?
You seriously need help, but it was truly the most original thing I ever read. You make my crazy stuff look like a history lesson!
Well done!