Jasper isn't in the plane so why do you mention him not being able to soothe the crying babies? I stopped reading at that stupid mistake.

Thank you. Finally a version of Twilight were Bella isn't weak. But is a strong woman who demands respect.

This is so funny. In a good way. In a fuck you, Bella should have had an actual personality kind of way.

I wish the book actually turned out this way

Im confused. Did she die when he changed her? What happened at the end? Sorry but i have a mental condition that makes me a bit slow so please dont mock you agian, if you anser my qeustions.
-moly

Finally! A strong, independent, and mature Bella that girls can be proud to admire. Here's a real role model! This a great little satire of the silly teenage angst in Twilight, the weakness of its female protagonist and the annoying Byronic, holier-than-thou attitude of its male protagonist.

Hahahahahaha. This was AWESOME.

I'd quote my favourite parts, but it would be kind of awkward if the whole story was in the review.

:)

Can this be canon, please? I just really want this to be canon.

Excellent! I think this may be my favorite Bella/Edward story of all time. Thanks for sharing. p

this story was okay. i usually don't like it when bella's a bitch, but you wrote it pretty well here. Most of the stories I see that write her like this, she just comes off as brat.

Hahaha, best Twilight fic I have ever read.

Bella got some nice attitude there.

If only you'd written the books, girl. They'd be so much better. And I'd be proud to have read them.

And you'd be rich-and probably not posting on fanfic. Well, I'm glad you are :)

Anyway, I enjoyed this exceptionally.

You're fabulous haha. x

And just like that you avoided thousands of pages of pointless, misogynistic, angsty drivel! I approve! Oh Bella, if only you really HAD managed to talk about things other than Edward, things might've gone so much better... like this... hee. :D

Haha. That's hilarious. I wish that Bella had actually been this way. Maybe I would have liked the books better... Maybe not. Who knows...

Love it. Brilliant.

"after he pulled his head out of his ass." WOW! This is the best depiction of who I think Bella actually sahould have been written as... Stephenie Meyer should read this! ahahah. I loved it! Bella grew her own set.