This... THIS IS PERFECT! I LOVE IT SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME ASDFGHJKL; *cough* R-right. Great one-shot!

Some of the narrated sentences don't really suit Turkish. And you use a few americanised phrases. Other than that though I liked it, it was a really good storyline. Also, Turkish is a nickname, so his mum mightn't call him that. Added to favourites though.

Turkish's narration sounded like lines right out of the movie. Characterization was spot-on. I laughed so hard, I woke up my husband, who was asleep in the back of the house. In short, epic. I love you for this fic.

Aw! What an unexpected gem. Thanks for that!