How does this story not have 1k favourites and reviews is beyond the understanding of anything and everything in this world! I never laughed so hard reading a story. It's one of the best down in humour genre, and one of the most well-written ones out there in this fandom!

Naruto may have been wittier than his original counterpart, but it still fits his character. I loved the portrayal of all characters. Sai came across to have been alienated in the group, but he was a fun character in the story nonetheless. The conversations between Kakashi and Yamato had been one of the moments in the story – their comments on the progression going around them were so interesting.

I loved Sasuke's attempts to approach Sakura and how it always seemed to backfire. And Naruto is such a fox!

Love you a lot for writing this!

Naruto seems really smart here :O

I love this omg, kakashi and Yamato lmfao i laughed so hard, and naruto blackmail and Sakura waking up to sasuke going like “just thirty more seconds” while drowning naruto lmaooo

I loved the witty humor! And the way you tied it all together at the end ooooooh yes! I enjoyed reading this

Superb! Excellent! Marvellous! A very good effort indeed, you made me laugh my heart out, I didn't read something so humourous, a perfect sense of humour is all you've possessed ... You should write much more, you have all the bugs to make perfect comedy in no time! Ah.. I've spent my study time just to complete this story, 'cause I couldn't help myself reading with so much fun.. Naruto, sasuke n even sai they all made me giggle like mad, and those metaphors of Naruto were killing.. Epic I must say.. Epic man! WD (well done) :D

Oh my, I can so see it being legit lol! It was so funny but them not being ooc was the best. Poor Sasuke! Karma could be a dear like he said haha!

A very witty fic!

This story can progress from k to t to m and nobody would actually get bored following the storyline.

Simply Amazing.

And im out.

lol...I have been laughing through this whole story. Sasuke and Naruto conversations had me in laughing hysterics.
This story was amazing. I enjoyed reading it alot.
very well written. and finshed nicely. good work.

YES. THESE LAST TWO LINES WERE WIN.

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I'M AFRAID TO FINISH THE STORY

Oh my god. The Slicing of the Yams.

CANNOT.
STOP.
LAUGHING.

Chapter 1. I died laughing at that Sasuke - Sai scene. I love your humor and nothing beats a comical fic that's written smoothly.

I've read this countless of times and it always gets me. I think all Narutards are as crazed as that guy in some way, haha

I had an absolute ball reading your story! Thank you for filling my fluff quota. You my friend have a wonderful vocabulary!

Good job.I dont think you can copywrite Die-a-thousand-deaths becouse its already owned. Its in street fighters.

one of the best fanfictions I have ever read in my life, it was so so so good.