chapter 3 is the best chapter

I want this in a movie...

This is amazing, favourited! (...is that a word?)

Pfjdh, I definitely love this fic. Well love even more than I usually do, but same thing.

Love it, shame Bella and Mike didn't work out.

I love this, and I totally ship mike and bella ngl.

This entire fic is hysterical and well worth the read, but MY GODS, the ending cemented the brilliance of it all! "Aunt Steph" indeed! XDD Also, I appreciated how it went from being just sheer "whatever dude, go away," to genuinely horrifying when she ended up accidentally marrying him. It reminds of a Tumblr post I saw once, describing the horror of what Twilight would have been if it was written to be a psychological tragedy, with Edward being the abusive dickwaffle he is, but meant to be taken seriously. But I'm also glad you turned it back around and made it hilarious again.

(Also, I LOVED the "Eclipse" chapter. I read the whole series in high school, by my then bff's insistence - bitterly regret it from then on to this day - and I swear I forgot the entire book as soon as I finished it XDD)

this was hilarious. I'm so glad I found this.

brilliant XD

Aunt Stephanie HAHAHAHA this was such a fun read! Loved the Eclipse chapter too.

It made me chuckle a dozen times or so. The use of the Fa***t word was unnecessary and disquieting. I like the ending, though.

You win Twilight.

...I actually feel kind of sorry for Bella, and am starting to wonder if her being so illogical was a defence mechanism to deal with the insanity that her life had become.

Note that I never read or watched any of the books or movies, and never plan to.

HAHAHAHAH. Poor Bella.

Fyi, Forks is in Washington state - northern washington, even. Nowhere near Oregon. I know this because I live in WA and I've been to Forks (and LaPush) to visit an ex's family member who works in LaPush.

But this is hilarious. normal!Bella is awesome.

Thank you. From the deepest depths of my heart, thank you for writing a perfect Twilight fan fiction. I wish more than almost anything else that the author and fans of Twilight had such a firm grasp of reality and human reactions as you do. I'm just so happy now. I found this linked from TVtropes and your writing surpassed everything I hoped for.