Why did I just find this? LOVED IT!

Why are there links to the baby stuff? Who gives a shit.

Im really confused. What did Tanya get arrested for in chapter 26? Throwing herself on the ground? Is that illegal? Do they put people in facilities or give them jail time "without bond" for that? LMFAO.
I can see a judge giving them a restraining order, but the rest? Its fucking laughable. I could see resisting arrest if she had actually committed a crime to be arrested for...but throwing yourself on the ground or bumping into Edward and falling is hardly a fucking crime.

pregnant? seriously? You are moving this so fucking fast Im alittle disgusted.

They've been together what? A total of like 2 months? And for more than half of that Edward was with Tanya. And the love word is being thrown around, theres a promise ring, and now Edward wants to move in together? Are you fucking joking with this bullshit?

Bella saying that she was "better" than Tanya because she got a ring was so fucking embarrassing! That was so childish, I lost respect for Bella because of it.

Now Paul is a whore so that we have something to measure Edwards number against and feel ok about it?

It feels like that wasn't really thought through.

How old is Edward?

Edwards character is called into question for me in this chapter. They are going down to the police station to give a report. And Edward brings up his "old money" and family connections and how after the statement his family with all its apparent snobbery "take care of the rest". You do realize that this is a simple misdemeanor assault charge right? With no priors she would just get her hand slapped. Especially considering the circumstances. It's not like it was entirely unprovoked, Bella was the other woman! I cant wait to see if you overexaggerate her sentencing. You've blown everything WAY out of proportion so far.

Edward was in "ranger" of bellas face? LOL OK. And all this over some water and a slap? Seriously? Bella is a pussy. What kind of person files charges over a slap anyway? Edward DID cheat on Tanya with Bella, in my mind Tanya had every right to slap Bella. I hate cop callers.

And as for Irina, you cant "file charges" on someone that calls you names once, that is NOT harassment. It's embarrassing that you would even suggest that shit. Guess we know what kind of person you are.

I wish they weren't so damn cheesy.

You keep using "your" when it should be "you're"

Poor Paul.

And just like that Bella is forgiving him and damn near ready to give him another chance. Even though he lied to her for weeks. And who wants to touch Edward AFTER Tanya Denali? Fucking gross. Didn't they have unprotected sex the first night? Ya, that was smart. Does Bella have an STD? She should get checked out.

Their first night together and Edward all "you've bewitched me...body and soul". Body and soul? LMFAO What a pussy. And talk about WAY TOO fucking fast.

And wasn't Edward talking about how he's had a million one night stands? Was that this story? If so, I'm even more surprised by his "omg bellas so amazing" attitude.