But...
Didn't Arthur summon Sebastian to kill Francis instead
THIS GOT ME LAUGHING SO BAD

Well, that summed up every fanfiction written by hormonal Fangirls ever. Not that I can talk.

Oh my God that was brilliant XD

I took two drinks, three breaks, and praised the Gods once.

HAHAHAH I love this!

This is just awesome ! I've read it plenty of times, and I always die from laughing ! But I have to recognize that if I had to do this game for all the fanfictions I have read, I would end up to the morgue. Very, very fast.

with everything that comes up for B.B. is it possible to win? I played it with kool-aid because non alcoholic teenager and i had to admit that i failed and i was just skimming through most fictions

"Give the author major props if Will does Sebastian"
I actually read a fanfic like this, but I can't remember where

"Take a drink for every Ciel cosplayed ove 5'6 (including heels)"

One of my cosplay pet peeves is a really tall Ciel wearing ginormous heels. I wear a slight heel when I cosplay Ciel, but I'm actually an inch shorter(I'm 4'9) and I'm thirteen so it works. If your tall and cosplaying a short character, DONT WEAR HEELS.

I... I... I... I was warned that Black Butler has some of the freakiest fandoms, but I... I didn't know that we were so crazy xD

I gave up on looking for its fanart because every fifth drawing I'd found would create a new trauma, so I started reading fanfics... And since I'm usually always looking for a particular type of fanfics, matching my mood of the moment, I always enter quite particular categories and characters... So I somehow managed to read only fairly... "normal" and well-written fanfics. But truth be told, I was very careful, after what I've seen in the fanart.

And now I've learned that what we can find in fanfiction is worse. So much, so very worse...

...and yet, I'm laughing like crazy upon reading this xD

LOL! If i ever did play this game, id probably already be dead half way through (If we were watching the anime)

i fel so drnk i cant see stright amf

gonna get wasted. theres alot of fanfics out there...

HAHAHAHAHA! Laughed my butt off reading this! And i'm so going to do it!

...

oh god i'm antialchoholic but i read this anyway and i died of laughter at how true some of these are.
You, my friend, are genius

im only 14 but right about now i would probly be in the hospital but that was really good ive allways liked the random! XD