You must marry me for this masterpiece.

You must.

Very good

But Freddie's hatred for Sam was greater than his love for Carly, and thus he and the blond were somehow inevitably intertwined. Destined to be together, if you will. Which honestly made no sense whatsoever.

Princess Puckett kissed like a meat-obsessed juvenile delinquent, and Fredweird kissed like a tech geek with an over-protective was kind of perfect (in an "Um…?" way).

"Shaddup, Freddie, I'm gon' kill you," she slurred. Breathing was becoming difficult; actual intelligent speech was futile.

"Hey, the cantaloupes were overripe, so I got honeyde-""LEAVE!" the two screamed simultaneously, and Carly shrieked and ran out again, slamming the door behind her.

"Oh, for cryin' out loud, can we just suck face?"

Amazing Story d(*-*)

One word...AMAZING.. :)

Give the gift that keeps on giving. Another terrific story just like this one.

Um... Well that was a good story but it should be rated M. They went further than T. Still a pretty good story but I don't really care for a good amount of things in it, to be honest.

W.T.F?

I'm Seddie all the way, and I do hate the unsufferable cliches that come along with being a Seddie fan, but this is just ridiculous. Seriously.

Well, this have got to be the one of the most dirty story I've ever read. I'm ashamed to admit that I enjoyed every moment of it. It's so Freddie and Sam like though. They don't exactly love each other. They just had a heck load of sexual tension! I don't think that Freddie loves Carly though. She's just a passing phase.

I like how they never dated but at the same time they never kissed anyone else. They never dated each other and neither did they date anyone else. That's sweet and very Freddie-Sam like I suppose.

Anyway, awesome story! Please keep up the good work!(:

That was really sweet.

“It was kind of perfect (in an “Um…?” way).”

LOLOL!

“LEAVE!” the two screamed simultaneously, and Carly shrieked and ran out again”

Heh, that probably scarred poor Carly for life.

This was a different kind of love/hate story, which makes it quite fitting for Sam and Freddie.

great story and you have to keep a relationship interesting loved the thought of Carly walking in on that I could just see her face. though i kind of wished it was Freddies mom lol

strange... but i actualy liked it a lot.

Dude, I read the reviews first and wondered why everyone was in shock as they reviewed... I get it now.

This is so original. I can't even comprehend it right now. There are stories that are witty, stories that have an essay quality, stories that are hot and heavy, stories that have a fairytale essence... But never once have a come across a story that could be explained as all of these.

Wow. Nice job. Also nice job Bobby, for writing a sentence.

I MUCHOS love this, finally I get to read a Seddie fic that is in character. I read this on a whim because it didn't have a trace of Sam getting pregnant/being in Romeo and Juliet/meeting Freddie online, and I'm so glad I did. Congrats on making this so fantastic. Also thanks for giving me a boost to start writing again!

- Your Friendly Neighborhood Werepuppy

Wow, that is really the only thought that comes to mind. I feel like I have read a textbook and do not quite have a handle on the information within. Good work.