Whilst in detention Draco asked Filch what exactly was that large muggle looking device in corner of classroom. The one with an ominous Alpha & Omega symbol on it..
The caretaker told him that Arthur Weasley had confiscated it from a couple of strange types; one with badly burned skin & really long robes, & another who seemed to have been partially transfigured into a gorilla. He'd sent to Dumbledore that morning to see if the headmaster could figure it out.

After Filch left Draco could swear he could hear ticking coming from the object? Curiosity got the better of Malfoy & he went up & put his ear to it..

.. just as the 500 megaton cobalt salted fission-fusion-fission device exploded in his face..

Very fortunately Hogwarts magically wardings & planar shielding managed to shunt almost all the energies into another dimensional plane & seal the rest in trinitite like magical glass.

Argus Flitch returned two hours later to find where the classroom doorway had previously been, a now perfectly smooth blue-black rectangle of polished obsidian like glass .. that was slightly warm to the touch..

"Fucking purebloods!" he muttered "Always trying something to get out of bleeding punishments!"

Hermione & everyone at Hogwarts soon forgot all about Draco. Hermione developed a meaningful relationship with another person - possibly Oliver Wood or maybe it was Susan Bones. Either way this universe was spared yet another dreary dramione drama...

First off- great story. I’m totally hooked.

But I couldn’t not sound off on how bloody annoying Tonks was here. I know Harry’s the hero and everyone’s his protector but it’s not unreasonable- from Draco’s vantage point- that he punched Harry when he’d stowed away in his cabin under an invisibility cloak. If the roles were reversed and it was Draco spring it would be either 1. A great joke that he’d broken Draco’s nose or 2. Seen as the brave and righteous thing to do. And then to compare the spell that nearly killed Draco to a broken nose? Really, Tonks? Also disappointed to here Hermione echo some of that in her later conversation with a Draco. Again, had roles been reversed Draco would never hear the end of the time he almost killed Harry Potter in the lavatory.

Ok, that’s off my chest. Back to reading.

Draco came round in a room that reminded him of hospital wing of Hogwarts.
He couldn't really move much. Glancing down he saw below his lower abdomen he was heavily bandaged.
'Good morning Mister Malfoy!' a very familiar bushy haired brunette 'nurse' exclaimed opening a door. The term nurse Draco used only loosely in his head, as he doubted any actual muggle nurses would wear a uniform that short or revealing.
Or made of those muggle materials that had no wizarding counterparts .. ah yes he remembered now latex, spandex and that PCV plastic stuff that Blaise was always going on about.
The 'Nurse Danger' badge completed the bizarre spectacle. She was also ridiculously chirpy which wasn't normal for Dang .. , err, Granger.
'Those strong pain numbing potions will be wearing off soon' she stated.
'What potions!' Draco said breaking his silence.
'The ones you had after your castration of course' she smirked.
Malfoy junior was beyond horrifically aghast. Castration would mean a total end to the family line. All his surviving French cousins were females.
'Wwwhaart!' he managed to splutter out 'YOU HAVE REMOVED MY TESTICLES!?'
'Oh of course not' replied Granger. Draco breathed a sigh of relief. It had all been a hideous prank ..
'I didn't touch you. Hagrid did the actual operation - he's had plenty of practice on problem thestrals. And unfortunately he was a little heavy handed with the meat cleaver and rusty spoon" she continued with a bigger grin spreading "And it wasn't just your testicles - he accidentally removed your entire genitalia!' holding up a clear muggle bag containing some very familiar organs to Draco's face.
Totally speechless his hand shot to his wrapped groin - only to find it empty of contents.
'Perhaps you'll be less aggressive & nasty now?' she quipped & left, her shapely thong clad arse swaying as she did so.
Not that the former Slytherin school'boy' had anything left to appreciate that very sexy sight.
The end (of Draco's marriage prospects).
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This is a really good story. I especially love the Pansy and Harry moments. Please update this.

This is freakingly awesome. I read whole in two days not doing much else, it makes my top3 Dramione Fics on the spot.
Please continue it, it's simply outstanding!

please write another chapter

please write the next chapter

please make the next chapter

wtf

OMG! plot twist! I can't believe it, this is so intense. CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!:)

Why so negative on this pairing you ask?
We - & I do mean we - are sick & tired ever 10th new update seems to be Hermione/Malfoy fic.
OK he's got that badboy vibe going, but it's beyond reason that he'd want to be with someone who he's been raised to believe is inferior & beneath his status. Love does not conquer all - despite wishful writing by a certain type of author.
JK herself is at a loss why such a bully would be so popular. She'd be extremely loathed to admit who she actually based Draco on, but let us just say that he's an incredibly nasty piece of work! Now in his fifties, very over weight, balding with thick lensed glasses, he terrifies his workmates to this day. And so obnoxious & arrogant that he doesn't seem to realizes that Malfoy was based on him!
Fangirls fall into trap of thinking that canon!Draco is actually like the polite, funny & charming Tom Felton. HE. IS. NOT!
Illustration graphics from 1999 featuring Draco show him to be thin faced, haughty looking & with those kind of facial features common in inbred British aristocracy from early twentieth century.
Unaware causal readers need to be informed of such information & not fall into fatal cliché of good looking actor equals good looking decent character.

Many blameless persons have been victims of bullies of similar types as Malfoy - would you want a kind, hard working & intelligent character like Hermione falling for such a bully?
Thought not.

This is so good. Please keep writing.

damn... finished reading this for the third times already!, i wish this'll be continued by the Author.. cause, i really love this fics, damn! wish this'll be updated sooni just like your scenario and way of storytelling.. kinda made me cringed yet sooo unique that its make me want more~, xD

no! nonononoNONO! you can't keep me hanging with this! dammit! why did you do to us? this is horrible! when just the story got amazingly awesomely amusingly Interesting you just stop!, please.. please! update this story soon~ .. please continuing this, i'm craving for Harry/Pansy fluffs and dying to know of what will happens in the upcoming plots, also betweens Draco/Hermione current twist! i had a feeling that this will trigger a lots of changes.. and by a lot its A LOT! man you are a brilliant writer!, dang! this fics need more credit than its already has is... great ones!

yeaaass! finally!
this is it!.. the first argument between Harry/Pansy! i've been dying for this!

i'm starting to really.. really fond of this fics, tbh.. nicely done! and keep up the good work!