I appreciate the reference to the bagel boss guy because he’s from my hometown and an iconic asshole

That. Was. AWESOME! I love this series!

I usually write domestic one-shot stories like this, but lately I've been having doubts about how to keep them interesting, but THIS! Very everyday, and yet tightly written and the pacing felt perfect. The events and characters were engaging and interesting. You brought the world alive very succinctly and I'm just impressed.

Specifically, the car ride was humorous and felt like a very realistic family scene, especially with the siblings' interactions and Raven's reactions to them. The "Daddy" doll was a cute, funny idea that naturally connects the likely probability of TT merchandise with what would happen if the TT's kids actually saw them. Raven's reactions to the fitness nut felt very in-character while showing her maturity and growth, and really shows the IMPORTANCE and MEANING of her actually having a normal life with Beast Boy (also evidenced by how her thoughts in the car ride was consumed with grocery thoughts rather than existential crises). A lot of the humor and depth came from show natural parts of life (the family interactions in the car, and the grocery tribulations), and it just felt...like a really good story. Thanks. :)

Thanks for this awesome chapter, and I'm appreciative that you're writing. :)

Mmm yes. This is how these people should always be dealt with. If I hadn’t encountered multiple people EXACTLY like this in my life, I’d think they were merely delightful characters. Shame they’re real. Keep this delight up forever please.

Raven handled that very well. I'll bet that "lady" will never try to bully anyone else after that.

You just don't mess with Raven.

This was a fun chapter. I can see Garfield palm slapping himself when his daughter outed him to Raven. That was funny.

I just realized that if BB married Raven then Trigon would be his father in law.

His powers work by connecting him to the red, which allows him to take on the form of any animal that ever lived. Messing up the shapeshifting isn't possible and neither is inventing his own animals. He has been known to turn into dragons and phoenixes though, probably because those actually exist in the DC universe. The biggest thing that I can think of that Beast Boy could turn into is that giant sea snake monster that Aquaman sometimes summons.

And now I want to know the "Whole other Story"

That ending was so adorable, and so utterly hilarious.

Wow, you really conveyed the annoyance of "blah blah baby" and "how to kill a man with your toes," but that last line said it all. Family is not just blood or looks, but love. Thank you for writing that, and I REALLY hope you continue this story! I'm so looking forward to some sibling action!

Don't have much to say except that, gosh, was that beautiful and sweet! What every good parent dreams of!

Darn it, why can't people like Garfield exist? He's just so GOOD, green and all.

Gosh, I'm hating Mento more and more. JUST BRING BEAST BOY BACK, DARN IT! If the boy does turn out to be like Raven that would be awesome.

Aww! That was just...and then the gift...and PLUS ONE...and AWWWW! (melts into smiling puddle)