Well, now, what do we have here?

I see now, I have lived my life unfulfilled. This... This is more fantastic than Harry Potter x Urinetown. Never in my wildest dreams did I ever expect a Dragon Tales x CSI Miami crossover to exist, let alone be as good as this turned out to be. Like, holy friggin h*ck, my dude. This... This is simply a masterpiece.

Please understand that when I speak of a "masterpiece," I do not use the term lightly. I believe that it has been largely misapplied throughout history with reference to the work of The Academy and snotty little artistic children everywhere. This gem, however, is the true Platonic Ideal; the summation of all that is good and beautiful in the arts. This elaborate composition of riveting literature is more satisfying than a platter of whipped cream, kalamata olives, and your favorite brand of ketchup that has been savagely hurled toward your ferociously incompetent neighbor.

One thing that really struck me was your magisterial presentation of the interspecies poly relationship between Michael Travers and Zak & Wheezy. I recognize that it's no easy feat to portray this beautiful but unique arrangement in such a light, but you really made it feel all too natural. Throughout this elaborate composure, I found myself emotionally clinging to each of the three, almost as if I myself was drawn into their relationship. The way they spoke amongst each other can only be described as true poetic love, paralleled only by the elusive Oedipus and Queen Jocasta. I was on the edge of my high chair throughout the entire tale, and could not put the projector down until I finished consuming this absolutely enthralling "tail". Like gosh dang h*ckin frick, my dude. Most relationships are described as intimate, however, the artful assembly that is this group event breaks the oppressive limitations of conventional society.

How you worked Mickey Mouse into the love scene with Alexx Woods and Ord was simply marvelous. It was profoundly moving to me, and I may be biased toward the antics of Mickey Mouse, but you can tell just through mere dialogue, this anthropomorphic mouse has a real empathetic history and a number of passions. I won't lie: I had tears in my eyes and they fell from them. Tears fell, not my eyes. The way Mickey talked was like no other character in literature; indeed, far more human than any other I have read about. To no other character have I ever felt so empathetic. GOSH H*CK I LOVE THIS FANFIC! I also really liked how Alexx and Ord let him join in. This is the essence of real, true, and good love. But Mickey declined because he didn't want to complicate things or betray Quetzal. My breath was taken away.

The way Mickey clearly loathes himself in every which way possible makes me hope he finds true love. The way Mickey self-harms to feel alive because he was "a little depressed" makes me hope he can love himself. The way Mickey hollowed out melons with his rat-like teeth to keep them pared down to sharp points for his abusive relationship with Quetzal after class every day makes me hope their relationship can work out.

My one gripe with this masterpiece is how horribly written the character of Ord is. In the original Dragon Tales cartoon, Ord was a magnificently written character with flaws and strengths alike. You, on the other hand, ruined this character. In your absolutely atrocious story, Ord is presented as not only a dragon with poor taste in lovers but a dragon with poor taste in... in... in... EVERYTHING! YOR ORD IS BOT MRY ORD BICH. ORD DESRVES MORE THAN WAHT TOU CAN GIV HIEM. ORD IS MYH EVREIHTHNG. VEERYTNIG. FRICK. FRICK YYOU. FRICK UR MMFALMILTY. DELETE YOR ACIONT IGHRT NOW OR SO HLPE ME CTHULU IM GONNNA BOLW A GAKSET UP IN DIS HERE BIZZLEWIZZLE FI YUO CHCTA YM DRRFIT.

Real talk, though. What the hell, dude. Actually. I am offended. Off. Ended. So, I-I-I_-I do say in full sincertiy, deactivate this acocont. It needs to happen, or I'll make it happen. So, you got two options. Either you delte this account and never come back, which I will say is your better option, OR(D - this is funny:))) I will come by one night, (not to your home, don't worry abooot that) and hack into your account to delte it myself. No one, not even DAVID HASSELHOFF is allowed to do this t D.

So, the next time I'm around these parts, I hope to find no trace of this travesty. So once more, listen here you Lithuanian ludite farmer boy goat herding piece of garbo, in no world should you be able to do what you did here. Ever. Never, ever, ever.

Peace, love, joy, and a bucket of hushpuppies

WeedWracker600

P.S. I loved the subplot between Enrique and Dave Benton. It broke my heart when their ship sank.

P.P.S. Please gut yourself with a rusty spoon at your earliest convenience. Just a thought. Don't worry about it. I won't be too heartbroken if it doesn't happen. Also, real talk, don't actually do that. I would go to jail. Also, like really, don't. This is traceable and police have ways of finding out. Don't let the ad hominem go to your head. You are a strong, independent, white boi who don't need no man. Cool stuff, my dude. Hope to see you dead! ;)) hahahahah*ck (pls don't)

P.P.P.S. Don't be a dingus, remember to eat your vegetals. I know how you feel about them. But they don't have feEEELINGS YOU STUPIOD IDOTI.

THAT WAS BRILLIANT

Very funny! My friend and I were reading this during this during our free period today, and we were constantly laughing. we did Urinetown at our school last year, and we are both obsessed with fanfiction, so we thought that this was perfect.

HA! So funny! I think that urinetown is my favorite musical... An Harry Potter my second favorite series all in all perfection!

I cannot express how much i enjoyed this story! I played Pennywise in Urinetown so this just made my day!

This was so hilarious. I just Urinetown yesterday and have been listening to this song all day on Youtube. Absolutely brilliant.

This...this is...I LOVE YOU! :D I love Urinetown! As I was reading this I imagined all the Death Eaters hopping around in bunny ears. xD You have seriously made my day. Thank you!

just saw urinetown, that was the best song and I love what you did with it! love the stories by the way.

I LOVE YOU OMG EPIC WIN!

:) love it x

I was just recently in a production of Urinetown as a UGC, I love the comparison of being a deatheater...

Hilarious! :)

Love this!