Reviews for DAMON: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
Hayles1 chapter 1 . 3/23/2015
This is bloody hilarious. I was reading it on my phone and lost it after "Big Brother" mode. I think I got a few weird looks as I cackled away in my seat.

Off to the favourites it goes. Also for this kind of thing, I like your layout and section dividing-its it rather manual like, I can already imagine the pamphlet coming with a boxed DAMON Unit. Although you do state you didn't come up with this general idea, yours is pretty much the first one I've read properly and enjoyed (the others were quite strange, weird and generally confusing but that might be because of my opinion of the character at the time of reading). Also, points for name dropping idea-originators.
Delia Winters chapter 1 . 5/27/2014
Hmm... Okay, I would like to order one Damon Salvatore unit please, no nvm make that two. I feel like a three some, wait but I do want a relationship with him, three some might be a bad idea (atleast at the beginning) okay cancel the second order for now. oh also I would like to special order the Leather jacket which is specially designed for the unit, ooh amd question... Does the unit does the sexy Damon dance?
Ps: My unit will definitely not be reading Twilight
rebecca chapter 1 . 5/16/2014
so funny,,, liked it lol :)
Guest chapter 1 . 12/6/2013
LMAO! This was absolutely hysterical! Loved it! Hahaha;)
A chapter 1 . 11/19/2013
Haha this is so funny! Great Job!
LSiri chapter 1 . 8/21/2013
This is hilarious... I laughed for like ten minutes... I especially loved the part about the Damon unit looking like my Boone unit... Haha... Thanks for sharing!
BrokenButtercup chapter 1 . 7/4/2013
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Nethra chapter 1 . 2/8/2013
OMG that had me rolling. I loved it.
dnkdreams chapter 1 . 1/22/2013
That was great! Love it! Unfortunately already married and don't think either my husband or the DAMON unit would appreciate the problems that would arise from that situation! ROFL!
moonstoneacajou chapter 1 . 1/17/2013
That was sooo fun to read
ughno chapter 1 . 3/20/2012
Yay, you had written more! XD This was also making me laugh so much (even at 4:30AM) Especially "You can try spanking him if he gets out of control. Wait. He might enjoy the spanking…ok, just give him a stern talking." :L So much laughing! :D:D
Rose Tyler. Doctor chapter 1 . 12/12/2011
Haha! I want a DAMON unit AND a BOONE unit!
Rose Tyler. Doctor chapter 1 . 12/12/2011
Haha! I want a DAMON unit AND a BOONE unit!
xXotherworldlyXx chapter 1 . 12/11/2011
Lol I'm laughing so hard right now xD

Brilliant. I want a DAMON unit ):

And the part about Boone? Priceless.
niya94 chapter 1 . 11/14/2011
Amazing! Loved it!

One of the most original fanfics I've read so far.
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