yes! Twilight sucks

20 - plus when he's laying down the law to Nero, best bit part scene in any film EVER! And this is from someone who has been a Spock fan (both of them) forever.

Number 18 is just priceless. XD

Great job, mate!

Point nineteen is my favorite. The sarcasm and disdain is just dripping off of it.

Almost all true - but Edward does *not* make sparkles look manly. He makes them look like Dracula had a drunken night with Tinkerbell, and her genetics prevailed.

Well, I'd say the best thing about Kristen Stewar is that she has the same last name as Patrick Stewart (Though I hope for his sake that the two aren't related). I was about 15 or 16 when the Twilight books first came up, and was like: What the hell? I was much more interested in Harry Potter, Star Trek and Lord Of The Rings.

This brought me to TEARS I was laughing so hard.

You should make this into a YouTube video, CinemaSins style.

19 should be put on a t-shirt. Lololol.

Ahahaha! I absolutely love this list! It made my day, honestly.

Seriously? The last one? Number 25? Tribbles?! I am laughing my ass off on this one!

Clearly #25 can be altered to "fix" Twilight. Sparkly tribbles with fangs which bury redshirts under piles of fur and drain their blood.

I find I must disagree with #25. But #20 by its self is sufficient proof.

Hahaha, soooo true!
*props!

"There is not evidence to suggest that Edward Cullen can raise his eyebrows independently." That's my favourite one, but they're all funny, so good job! :)