Dammit.
Great story but now I want to check out and see if there are any more Slayers/HP crossovers so I am off to go down the rabbit hole hence...
DAMMIT

that. Was. AWSOME!

LMBO!

awww! I wanted more. I want his grandma

Normally I don't review anything over five years old but this was just too funny. Looks to me like the Malfoy line is extinct now. Lucius isn't around to sire anymore heirs and his only child was eaten by a dragon. That makes it rather hard to procreate without a male for the sperm donor. Though personally, I think Draco got off lightly. He really should've suffered much, much longer. In the end, even though he blew up the portkey, Fumblemort should be able to find him. Though it wouldn't surprise me if he decided it could wait till tomorrow morning at the earliest. Another thing that's sure to occur is that Fumblemort will insist that Harry still has to die to truly kill Riddle. It is after all his path to great power once again. No, I don't like the charter of Albus Dumbledore! I've never truly seen him as the Leader of the Light nor anything to do with the Light! He's even darker the Riddle! Riddle kills his enemies while Fumblemort loves to torture them for years! As he did with Harry. Ya, I know JKR said he killed Grindlewald but I've had my doubts about that since I heard it. There was no one else there to witness it. He says he killed him but without a credible witness, there's no real proof! How many Order members would've been alive at the end of the first war had Fumblemort fought it like a real war?! If he's truly a Light wizard then why is he so concerned about saving Death Eaters over innocents?! If, and it's a mighty huge if, Snape is a true spy for Fumblemort and the Order then either he's not doing his job or Fumblemort isn't doing anything with the information he's receiving. In either case, Fumblemort isn't as light as he wants everybody to believe. Anyway, it's a damn fine story to read. So thanks for posting and writing it.

nice and funny

I wouldn't worry, a full-blown Dragon Slave spell will draw the attention of everyone and their cousin.

I just checked your page and see several humorous stories and parodies that are complete. Having just finished some very heavy and intense stories, I can't wait to read a bit more silliness.

BTW, I think some "prequels" or backstory on Lina would be great! I would love some one shots about young Lily, Petunia, and Snape. I definitely think we need to find out what went down with Albus, as well.

As for Sirius, why do I get the feeling that Lina taught the Marauders everything they know? Perhaps she should take on the Twins for a summer. Hehe!

Thanks for a fun read!

Great job

That ending was perfect for an Inverse

Any chance of doing other stories related to this one?

Hi there!
I just got intrigue on this xover and i have a lot of fun reading this...
I absolutely laugh at harry worrying on the portkey hehehe
And the others(especially albus,sirius,snape) reaction to lina *grins*

Awesome! ;]

A great story here!

was there supposed to be more? it feels incomplete.