This read is my go-to for a laugh. Have you ever thought of a chapter of Thomas' change? I always think that Edward would have been the sire.

mostly a funny read. thanks for sharing.

that is one clever way to get around things with the Volturi brothers.

good to have those three taken care of

If he's not interested in visitation, why force him?

Nice split up of tasks Edward and Emmett to intimidate and then Rose and Quil for the actual meeting.

The brothers going at it three times was a bit of overkill. Otherwise lots of good lines. Should be interesting to see what happens as Thomas grows and find out just who the father is.

this is fun. enjoy the chapter titles.

sounds kinda lighthearted, something I really needed today. Think I found this mentioned on TwiFanFic Finders FB page. Off to good start. Nice reminder about John McDonald, might have to see if find some Travis McGee books once stay home order is lifted.

Thank you, this was the stupidest, funniest story of have read in a while. Everyone needs a good laugh.

I realize that it has been nearly 8 years since you updated this story, but I just needed to let you know how much I enjoyed this story You may not be on FF anymore and may not get this but I just had to congratulate you for this great story. (*_*)

Thank you for writing such a hysterically funny, yet sweetly heartwarming story. Very entertaining! I especially loved the Volturi godfathers, the relationship advice from Tanya, and your wonderful, quite often clueless, smitten Edward. A definite add to my re-read list.

Who hates bob Marley tunes...that is unbelievable in itself

i really liked this story! i loved the characters, especially the end with all the thomas scenes. wish there was more!

This is one of the funniest fanfics I've ever read! Loved the plot and the little "put-downs" about Edward ( don't get me wrong, I love him!).

And this story makes me look insane! I can't stop smiling! I look like the friggin Joker...