Dear Bakura,
My Yadonushi is always nagging me about killing people and can't see the beauty in my atrocities. Seeing as I can't kill him (since I am one of his alter egos and would die if I did), do you have any tips on how I could get him to quit whining?
Sincerely, Eddie V.

Dear Ryou,
How do you put up with Bakura? I can barely keep my other selves on a leash (including the one writing above and the other writing below), I can't imagine what it's like sharing your body with an ancient spirit.

Sincerely, Tim D.

Dear Bakura,
So a friend of mine asked me what a good name for a baby boy would be. I suggested Florence, but she laughed and said that was a girl's name. I told my other friends that Florence could be a manly name but they laughed too. How would you deal with them?
Sincerely, Peter N.

lol very well done

Hey long time no talk, how are you?

That was awesome and amusing, nice job and I can't wait for the next chapter

Oh hey there friend 9810,
I hope I am not too late to write to you because I just stumbled upon your FanFic today. Its really funny and I think you are doing an amazing job with it! I am sorry in advance for the long text :s
However I would like to ask Bakura ... hem ... I mean Florence a Question:
Dear Florence,
how is your plan of dominating the world going?
And ... since I have to ask for advice here ... I just recently stumbled upon a Millennium Item, but I have no idea how to use it to send people to the shadow realm the only thing i can do with this bloody thing is read peoples minds. I would love some help with that if you dont mind. Also Marik wants me to tell you : "Bakura, ... Foxy Boxes!"
Please take him back. I dont want him here he drinks all of my soda. Sorry for the long post.
Cherioh 3, Azukia

Nice

Hey Bakura,
Why the absence? Get sent to the Shadow Realm...Again?

Ryou,
What did he do if he DID get sent to the S.R. to get in trouble in the first place?

PhantomBrat

Dear Florence
I know who you are Yami Bakura, anyways so a 2 years ago I was dating this guy and he got me this necklace from Egypt and I recently found him cheating on me and suddenly I started having memory losses and gaps. Then I came back to my senses and found me in his room holding a bloody chainsaw and his hacked up body was on the floor with a spirit that looked like me. Yes I know who it is know and you broke her heart. So I need help disposing the body. Will you help me?
P.S Ryou I only went out with him because I thought you hated me, I am a really nice girl and sweet I get good grades and I sit next to you in Spanish, don't worry about my Yami I'll tell her to leave YOU alone, so how about it?

Lol
Here're questions I'd like to ask Bakura:
What is a creative way to torture someone?
Do you torture Ryo?
And here are some questions for Ryoand Marik if he's there:
How do you deal with pysco fan girls?
Did you know people ship the two of you? And what are your reactions?

Dear Florence,
who's prettier, Elsa the Snow Queen or Anna?
-Mariklover222

Dear king of epic darkness and badassery
my ex-freinds think im crazy and have all abandoned me to be friends with the bitch squad. Sure i hang out with the evil guys behind the academey. I HATE IT HERE. The bloody fucking bitches of this place they have banned every single fucking peice of electronics. Waiti have to ask a question sooo should me and the guys muder the bitch squad

Dear Bakura, There is an annoying girl at work who likes to set me up to look bad. How do I "care for" her without getting caught.
P.S. let me know if you want help planning for your worldly conquest. I'd be happy to a lodge and have an army of flying monkeys to help as well ;)

Dear Fluffy the Wicked One,
If you had a lightsaber would you use it to kill people or are you too attatched to your knives? It seems like you've got a thing for torture and blood and gore so I wondered if maybe that would be too neat for you, and you like blades for their messiness. Also stop hating on Marik. I like him. He's almost half as awesome as you (doesn't sound that impressive I know but taking into account just how awesome you are that still makes him pretty awesome). One more thing... I will believe you if you tell me you don't have romantic feelings for Ryou but all that about not liking him at all is a load of crap. Admit it you have a soft spot when it comes to your hikari.
-Pleasedonthurtmeforcallingyo ufluffy
P.S. I agree that the Pharaoh is annoying but not nearly as much as some other characters (Tea) you and ryou are easily the best though I like Seto too.

Bakura,
I just had the chance to kill my dad a few days ago. Now I'm wondering if I should have done it. Help?
CandyFiend
WHEEEEEEEEEEE…

Hey, how are ya?

That was hilarious, I loved it and excellent job

Could you make a scene where Bakura is holding Ryou nicely or something similar please

angel/devil?
XD