Reviews for Close, But No Cigar
Sorvali chapter 1 . 2/16/2015
Funny.

I liked the way you emulated (kind of) the show. Nice drabble, man.
Kelly of the midnight dawn chapter 1 . 5/9/2012
Short but good. Honestly i love this show and am sorely dissapointed with the lack of fanfic. There is so much room for character development with these rich and unique individuals. Please keep writing.
BubblyShell22 chapter 1 . 4/5/2012
Wow. That was a good story. I love this show so much and am surprised there aren't more stories out there for it. Good job.

The Bubbly One,

Shell
Courtneycat chapter 1 . 7/28/2011
haha, this was funny, and well written :D Write more of Ugly Americans pwease :D
Chimera385 chapter 1 . 7/14/2011
Good story nice Ron White reference and yes despicable me is worth seeing
Planet Cool chapter 1 . 7/12/2011
So, Mark and Callie are going at it while Randall is in the very next room? Naked? There's nothing about that that DOESN'T sound like the worst idea in the history of man. And demon. And zombie.

Be that as it may, I laughed pretty darn hard. Keep up the good work, brudda.
Moonchild10 chapter 1 . 4/1/2011
This is absolutely fabulous. It made me laugh XD the characterizations were spot-on and the way you played up Randall's need to buy into some ridiculous scheme was just perfect. I loved everything about this.

It's wonderful to see that someone else writes fanfiction for this fandom, too!
shadows24 chapter 1 . 1/28/2011
Nice little story though could have been longer just glad someone else wrote a Ugly Americans. story so thank you