Yes! If you don’t want a pre-space-age Villian to be resurrected, and they need their body or some unique one-of-a-kind artifact to come back to life; send it out of the solar system!

Exactly!

Great stuff! I had to read the part about the Hogwart Express to my husband and he said one Big Boy could pull the train with ease. One could pull 150 car freight train over the Rocky Mountains. You only need three of they were diesel locomotives! Thanks so much

Yikes! A dad joke!

It would make sense as the map showed him pacing his office most nights. Thanks

Fantastic! Thanks

Arrrgh!

Does Ronma(not a misspelling) turn into a girl when wet?

AAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHH!
That pun was awful.
More please.

The Black Bastard idea is hilarious.

This is so very nice!

LOL.

I can actually see Sirius doing this with his crazy canon personality.

I could also see ALL the Marauders doing it too if Sirius had ever told them about it.

Fucking brilliant man.

Amazing. Truly unique and just because the use the Light side of the Force does not mean they could not be killers or horrible people.

Would the arm in Venus be incinerated?

Still, great idea. Just chuck it into a Volcano with magma or lava. Not forged or touched by man will destroy it.

Realistic. This is what should have happened, really.

This would also be my reaction to being a SI in Harry Potter.

Quote the amazing Cartman:
"Fuck you guys, I'm going home."

Home being anywhere but Britain.

Perfect. After WW2 I am sure Dumbledore would have acted the same way but Harry Potter was a childrens book at first and this would have ended it too fast.