Oh my gosh this makes me feel as if I was a love crazed girl.

P.S I am a love-crazed-girl. I’m just more love crazed than usual

This is sooooo gooood and I absolutely love it the structure of the paragraphs and how the whole story is not cooped up together because personally I find those type of stories quite annoying and hard to read all together

Honestly I want Artemis to go to war. Stop letting them walk all over him. They're provoking himshow what that means.

Artemis is quite out of character here.
Perhaps the best example is saying Argon is capable of making him flinch at all, let alone with a mere glare.

So well done I could crow! Artemis being manhandled by Holly! Yes! I really adore how you write them. Friends, bonded by trauma, and lovers now, too. This is going on my faves.

OMG. Smashingly done! Squeeee!

Bravo to any author who can keep Artemis in character. I've been searching for fics after binge re-reading all 8 books and I'm realizing that Artemis Fowl is very hard to write. This looks promising.

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The only thing I can say is:

FU- OFF REED

I love this story, I've read it several times. And I've just realised why one section feels a bit off; I think you've got a lone in the wrong place.
the line "Holly shrugged. "Blame me for trying to lighten the... what in...I believe should be several lines higher, between Butler's "Ha." and "The door to her apartment was ajar."

The one thing I've always disliked about the 'Artemis Fowl' story is this fairly absurd presumption that revealing the People's existence to Humanity would somehow start an inter-species war, as if the fairly advanced and liberal societies of Western Civilization don't exist. As if countries like the United States and several European nations like the UK, Germany, and France wouldn't immediately jump at the chance to become allies both for technological, political, diplomatic, and economic gain. Yes, there are genuine reasons for the People to remain hidden; while they are a mostly united society, Humanity is still a heavily fractured species separated into many numerous nation-states. War and terror are still consistencies throughout the modern world. And granted, there would be plenty of those, particularly in totalitarian countries like China, that wouldn't behave so peacefully.

With that said, if Artemis was as half as smart as he is supposed to be, he would understand the fact that if the People were in the same position as Humanity, they would likely be just as bad (and if I remember right after all these years since reading the books, he does sort of hold that opinion). The only reason they are united as a civilization is because it's a matter of survival for them, not because all choose to be together. The "Mud Men" are the common enemy; the glue that keeps their small society of various differing species and cultures together. Without that - if they had been given a chance to rule the Earth in the same way as Humanity - then they'd have just as likely splintered off into nation-sates of their own centuries if not millennia ago. The fact there are clearly racial boundaries and tensions that exist within Haven City prove this.

When it comes to the People's "green" way of life, let's once again be entirely honest: the only reason they are even capable of living in such a fashion is because of their advanced technology. Without that technology, they would have no choice but to survive off of non-renewable resources like fossil fuels just like Humanity. The Human Race does not have the luxury of abandoning fossil fuels without an alternative energy source - our entire civilization would collapse, and as such we pollute our planet not because we want to, but because it is realistically the only way we can survive long enough to eventually develop better and more efficient technology. It's so easy to say "fossil fuels are destroying our planet, we need to stop using them!" when you don't realize doing so would mean throwing much of the Human Race back into a pseudo-medieval age. Say goodbye to affordable electricity, reliable transportation, most modern medical fields, refrigerated goods, etc. Say goodbye to the economy and most forms of international trade. Say hello to even more wars and conflicts over the meager resources that can be attained and used.

Point is, the People have no right to complain about Humanity when they are just as flawed in every conceivable way. And if they really did care about getting back up to the surface to live and thrive as a normal civilization, they would stop using excuses to avoid building diplomatic relations with the Human Race. If they really cared about stopping the planet from getting polluted, they would share the technology necessary for Humanity to remain a functional civilization in the process of "going green". Fact is, however, is that they don't truly care. They are too mired in the political bureaucracy of the Council, the arrogance created by their technological superiority, and their racial prejudice. In all likelihood, they *want* Humanity to collapse rather than better itself, and that is nothing more than a road that leads to mutual destruction and the death of the planet. Why? Because if Humanity were to fall of the cliff, it'd do so with the help of nuclear Armageddon, turning this beautiful Earth into a radioactive wasteland for millennia and destroying its biosphere. Then the People wouldn't have a surface to return to for perhaps millions of years.

I love the ending.
But... It wasn't lewd enough.

Love the way you write.
Keep it up
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just found this story, loved it

I'm very impressed at how well you've captured tothe writing style of Coifer (just guessing at the spelling of his name)