Adorable.

That Lipstick Line Was The Best Pick Up Line I've Ever Heard xD

I love this! Hahaha! Hotch is the guinea pig! I love this two! More!

Cute, very cute. Loved the humor all the way through, the best line ... "No, no problem at all. I was hoping all day that my night might end with a female colleague using me as a cosmetology guinea pig."

Liked what you did with this.

Loved this.

haha, cute idea, great oneshot :)

Ahahahaha! Oh wow! Emily is a little skank. That's ok, though, I still love her. I've pulled the whole "tell another guy about a guy to see his reaction" stunt before lol. I love Emily's line about the pizza. It was really cute how Hotch got all huffy about the pity sex. But Emily is so right - he couldn't ever turn her down, even if it was pity sex. I really, really loved this story. Absolutely wonderful!

I loooooove this one too! I cannot stop reading your fanfics they're too good! :D

lol pity sex is like cold pizza...it's cold but everyone still wants it! I love that line lol. Hotch should have known something was up when she made the guy at the gym awkward and she didnt' want to talk to no one else about it lol

I love it! Great story!

This one was SO cool!

I'm a shipper of Hotch /Prentiss but this is the first fic I read, cool!

Cute, in a weird and the-author-is-somewhat-cracked-up kinda way. ;) Hotch in make-up is just too weird to imagine. Especially while kissing Emily. I enjoyed it though - especially the bits about the pity sex. Very funny. True, too, I suppose; pity sex IS still sex.

Well done. :)

xx RavenclawGenius

Pity sex wasn't so pitiful to me. Loved it!

Now this was a great start of my day.

Loved it!

"I resent that comment. I am never a waste of money." LOL! Hell no you're not! And no, Em, you're NOT a skank!

This is seriously beyond adorable. I couldn't stop laughing, especially the last "pity sex" discussion between them. So cute, and so fun!