Creative and well put.

Some martyrs perform miracles like walk on water or heal the sick or turn water into wine. But mine faith lies with the true Messiah, She who will fling thy disciple far out into the waters using only a single arm, shutting them thy fuck up, as well as shout at thy winds so they calm the fuck down lest She get over there and make them calm down.

Thank you for writing this :0)

Oh my God! Thank you for this blessing. You have made this humble child happy. In all seriousness, glad to see you're continuing this after many years. I am prepared to lol!

Pretty entertaining. Hope the author continues this just for the lols.

Still waiting for a continuation of this.

Byakuren is best Jesus.

I thought this was a oneshot. Glad to see it is not.

Touhou, with a side order of blasphemy.

Oh yes.

Religion is personal, so each to their own.

Just like politics and ethnicity, shared in the home.

Human nature is to kill what is not understood.

And so degrade religion to an excuse, we could.

And many do, lacking wisdom and sense.

But then there's you, and a precious few, not so dense.

Like the saint returning from Hokkai after 1000 years, so this story returns from the ashes! (I don't care what Seiga says, Miko's ressurection wasn't that spectacular)

Now, what can I actually say that you haven't stated yourself... Yeah, this chapter was a little boring, but that could easily be attributed to Mark not giving you any opportunities for Unzan to reappear. I suppose I could complain about how "I do what I want" isn't very Byakuren'ish, but you really needed a punchline and characterisation isn't that important in a work like this.

I shall eagerly await the next chapter, even if I have to wait a thousand years (provided whatever afterlife I end up in has an internet connection)!
So write on, bringer of the Evangelium! Your ever-thirsty followers long for the sweet nectar that drips from your honey'ed words!

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Oh Cirno. -_-;

You were right. Someone had to do this. And since you did such a bloody good job at it, I'll leave the rest to you.

Of course, since I'm not a follower of the original Jesus, I can't at all tell which parts where belonged to what in the bible. Of course, I could just dig through the piles of books and find my own, but suffice to say that your story can easily stand on it's own with only a minimal amount of Christian knowlegde.

Now, the god of writing compells you! Write on, so that this glorious piece of fine litterature can reach the levels it deserves! Fight!

P.S. Am I the only one who got jealous of Hijiri brofisting Unzan?

*wipes away tears of laughter*

I was holding my sides laughing at the miracles that Byakuren performed, as well as the overall parody of this story~

And also at the fact that Murasa does not clean her fish's fishbowl...Which then died again, hahaha..!

I would go to church every Sunday if it was like this...

I cannot tell you how much I laughed at this! XD

I'm not religious at all and I was a bit skeptical at first, but as soon as I started reading, I was in fits.

This is truly a work of genius. GENIUS I SAY.

Keep up the good work! XD