Man FUCK the bad reviews.

This is brilliant.~

OMFG "Bitch got a penis" I was laughing my arse off

Bitch got a penis! Car insurance? Lol uve been followed

Omg. This was funny. I loved the randomness of the things he said. And the end was awesome. That kiss was hilarious. Good job. You should make other shorts for things. :3

You don't read other fanfics in the Kuroshitsuji section? That explains a LOT about you and about this "work". All good writers are also avid readers. How can you know what is already written to death from what is refreshing and new? Reading stories that are about a particular topic is a smart and useful way of really understanding that subject. I've come to understand so much more about Black Butler from reading so many great works about it. I wish more writers knew this. Writers must do research. You can think of it that way. To write well on any subject you must thoroughly understand that subject first. I hope you take this advice.

It explains why so many stories are so very similar to each other.

awesome!

Very funny and well set-up!

you watch too much 'your favorite martin' but i love that song! any ways LOLZ!

I freakin' love this! It was absolutely hilarious! Curious: what did the horrid review say? O_o

LOL. They're both scheming. cute fic!

R&R if you will - s/4608424/1/Koibito

Aaah~ ya know...I thought it was amazing before too, but bitchy people have to write bitchy comments! But I absolutely loved it! Truly excellent! :D

ZOMG!How could ANYONE, hate yer story?ITS TOO FUNNY TO HATE!I MEAN, I'VE HAD FRIGGIN DREAMS LIKE THIS!*headdesk* Not like yanno, Ciel gettin high and stuff, but dreams where i feel like i went to bed high, and dream of murdering my friends twin bro as a princess, then i get harassed by random anime characters at a boot camp in my middle school. I LOVED THAT DREAM. Why am I telling you this? I dunno. IF U UNDERSTAND ME,The of the few, the proud, THE MARINES. PEACE! I GO READ MO' O' YA STO'IES NOW!

Hahahahahahaha! I was cracking up during the whole thing! :D truly brilliant! i love the end too :) this is going in the favorites

p.s. i read the comment :( truly bitchy (they couldn't even spell!what are they supposed to know?)

i love this! "buzzlighter told me." hahahahhahahahahahah where did you get that? i really like it and dont worry about those other mean criticse.3

Hahaha Sebastian IS all knowing!