Oh, that wasn't what I expected. It was both awesome because Zoro is awesome and totally funny.

Zoro being protective over his crew mates is my jaaaam 3 Love it! Amazing fanficton

He would.
Also, "very fast and in completely the wrong direction" seems to be zoro's preferred method of travel, and "arm-breaking teeth attack" is a fantastic phrase i'm very glad to have been blessed with today.

This is brilliant! You should do a sequel at some point!
-Kippysaurus the lazy-ass who couldn’t be bothered to sign in

oh god

Imagine if this incident set a precedent for whenever Zoro gets caught in the future. Terrified Marines drawing straws for who gets the dreaded job of muzzling Zoro so he can't maim the rest of the group. Standard issue human muzzles.

That was great!

This has always been one of my absolute favorite One Piece fics, ever since the first time I read it!

This is hilarious and awesome! Zoro's a biter XD

very good,

This is hilarious and entirely too fitting for Zoro.

Zoro biting. Zoro biting marines. Zoro biting marines and breaking their arms using his pure, insane, beastly strength. Zoro with a mouthful of blood and red teeth.

Perfection.

Cool oneshot. Never would have thought of something like this. Poor Zoro. You should write a second chapter of this in his point of view. Itd be cool.

Come to think of it, Zoro probably would have impressive jaw strength. Headcanon accepted.
(This means he can bite people to death.)

Zoro has puppy ears now. Puppy ears! And now I must speculate on the animal forms of the others. Luffy is a chimp. Nami is a cat. Sanji is a Secretary Bird. Usopp...maybe a chameleon? Robin is a python. Chopper is a reindeer (that was easy). Franky is a bizarre mash-up of a hermit crab and a bower bird. Brook is an aye-aye or an opossom or maybe a swift.