""You! You're the one Gwen was talking about back in Amaranthine!" Anders shouted, standing up suddenly. "She told me about this girly man with a girl's name hitting on her. That was the Warden-Commander, you nug-shit! I grew up with her in the Circle and she's a sister to me! You fool!"

"HELP ME!" Shannen screamed as he was chased out of the tavern by Anders shooting lightning at him."

LOL What a great mental image this is. :D

Aw Shannen, you just had to go and make it worse years after the fact, didn't you? I did however snicker at 'girly man with a girl's name'. Anders is never ever going to let him live it down is he? Well that and continuing with his favourite past time of shooting lightning at fools. It's just a pity that Shannen's making that too convenient for Anders!

Hilarious chapter Sharem! Loving these collection of stories.

"The dwarf chuckled at his friend's appearance and shook his head. "Someone else mistake you for a girl again?"

Hawke slammed the mug down on the table, rattling everything on top of it. "I just don't know why!" he exclaimed loudly, causing a few of the bar's patrons to hiss at him to be quiet. He gave them a rude gesture and sighed again. "I don't understand...I have stubble on my face, I don't wear those freaking robes that make me look like a girl...""

LOL Poor Shannen... *snicker*

Bwa ha ha...I feel sorry for Shannen. No. Wait. Having a weird name does not necessarily have to be a curse. And Shannen's perfectly capable of not giving a purple spotted fig. And looking on the bright side. He could have been called Agnes.

Great chapter!

Yay! So happy to read more of your wonderful stuff! And such a treat to see Gwen meet with the irrepressible Shannen Hawke. Even with the incredibly corny pickup lines. *Sigh* Shannen...choose your targets carefully!

And this is funny! Great chapter.

"The man laughed as he caught Gwen staring at him. "Yes, I know I'm a catch," he began arrogantly, "but I don't kiss on the first date."

"Jerk," the elf hissed and crossed her arms petulantly."

LOL You just know Shannen is going to be trouble in the best possible way. ;)

Okay, these are all pretty amusing, but the buildup to the roast lamb? PRICELESS.

Okay, this last chapter had me just totally gaping, b/c I think we could all see Flemeth eating something so disgusting. But I can totally see Morrigan trying to freak everyone out like that!

I just started laughing at the whole "what did you think I was talking about" moment XD

Absolutely wonderful job! I'm totally subscribing!

Aww what a waste of perfectly delicious lamb meat!

And bet on Zevran to try to take advantage of this situation, hehe. :)

Oh shucks, a shoutout? I feel all bashful and whatnotXD. Anyway, I honestly wouldn't be shocked if Morrigan ate children... She seems like she would do that. And the twist was hilarious, with the lamb and whatnot. Kudos to you friend, kudos.

LOL Nicely done! And, thank you so much for the shout out, too. *blush*

I like the way you described the increasingly horrified/sickened reactions and I can totally see Morrigan leading them on like that. Good stuff. :D

Sten doesn't realise the terrible consequences the introduction of cookies will cause in Qunari society - pleasure, desire, temptation... sin. xD

I loved it, reactions of everyone was very believable, and I could imagine I'm there with them.

LOL I'm not much of a Sten fan, but I do find his fascination with cookies hilarious. I like the "stories around the campfire" idea and I hope you do more of them. I'd love to hear what story Morrigan would tell. :)

"Die, thing!"

Sten really loves his cookies. Imma pull a Sten on this one... Is this chapter good?" Yes.

Surana, pale, with purple eyes, friend with Jowan, loves pranks, doesn't like Greagoir and short-tempered... yes, I think Air just found his favourite female cousin. xD

I like your Gwen and I really like your humour. Please write more.