I laughed so hard, then got a little paranoid... I had a sneaking suspicion that they were all about to crawl out of my screen and punish me, lol! Meta can be tricky to write, this is excellent and so damn funny! Great work!

Look. This fic right here is more precious than pure gold, but "let's tear these fiendish maidens limb to limb" won the cake. Everybody can go home now.

Thanks for the laugh. Wow, there really are over 10,000 POTO fics on here. Cheers.

This is awesome! I don't like the slashes...much, but it is entertaining and annoying at the same time.

Oh, God, this made me laugh so hard. Brilliant.

*applauds* Wonderful!

Poor Erik, indeed.

This is going to my Favorites :)

Christine brings the snacks! Haven't they heard of women's rights? Give that poor starlet a gun.

Another charming, highly literate and genuinely entertaining fic from you. You have a wonderful knack for writing comedy which is still in character.

Lovely stuff: thanks.

Hey! I have an idea, Smidgie. What if you have more chapters with the other POTO version's character's views? Well? I think it's a good i-AAAGH! -flees fro mob of POTO characters- FINE THEN! NEVER MIND!

Um...0_o C'mon guys...friends...pals, amigoooos, heh heh heh. *gulp* I hear your pain, and I'm totally with you on the slash fics *shudder* and the Raoul bashing, but...that's no reason to KILL them, right? (Good lord, Christine's bringing SNACKS? That'll do the job.) Some of the are...genuinely saddened by your fate, Monsieur le Fantome. Yeah, most of them are horny, hormonal, romantic and obsessed teenagers (i dont count. I have sense, and a a preteen.) but some are really great authors.

Really, I am sorry. I feel your plight.

But non mort a moi, si'l vou plais! (No death to me, please.) I just read 'em, and even I have standards about which ones.

Only go after the dub stories, including horror, supernatural, and the dreaded slash. Thank you. *bows and disappears in a poof of glitter and smoke.*