Oh gosh this is hilarious

yus
thankyou
i can die happily now

"Now Uni won't talk to me."

LMAO

omg im so telling my friends about ths (evn tough I only hav 2)but I knw thyll get the word out I figured that out the hard way :(

That last one killed me XD

Unbelievably funny

Italy... riding crop... pasta sauce and sausage grease... I can't breathe omfg

Holy fuck that last one XD

roflmao! I love the names you had them put in their contacts, especially "The dutch meaniepants :("

Awww Alvarez don't confiscate Tonio's axe. If you do that it would only be fair to confiscate Mathias' too and do you really want to take on a bunch of vikings? I think not.

And can I just say to Kiku on behalf of Spamano fangirls everywhere GIVE US A COPY!

I have to say that while I read this fic a while ago, I recently stumbled upon hetaliafromlastnight on tumbler and when I went back and read this again I realized that a lot of these are exact quotes of what is posted there. I don't know if somebody read your fic and posted the quotes there or if you found some amusing ones and borrowed them for your fic. If the later is the case you may want to include credit to them in an AN somewhere. If not than someone has created a tumbler blog that uses a lot of your ideas.

I was super unsure about the concept upon first opening this, but you made me completely fall in love with it! I was in stitches, just sitting here laughing like a lunatic through the whole thing. Brava! You are officially my favorite person of the year so far. Thank you! Also please do more like this! 3

I had to wait around five minutes to calm myself down enough to write this- god it's hilarious! You're bloody brilliant! Especially those texts to Luddy; Gosh that one from his boss... I completely lost it at that and then poor Italy is all innocent xD You captured the personalities perfectly, and in the process managed to get my rolling around laughing my own ass off like a moron ;)

Read ya later,
LaurenJr

*is laughing too hard
to leave a proper review*

Omfg I'm laughing so hard right now!

XD Man! This just made my day! XD

OOOOMMMMMGGGGG I died laughing ... this was simply amazing

I LOL-d.
Epically.
If you work UkrainexBelarus into this, I will love you for eternity.
And by that, I mean-(shot)
WHAT?! IT WASN'T LIKE THAT, SHOOTER-PERSON WHO I THINK MIGHT BE GUMI! I JUST OFFERED TO STALK THEM AND BE YANDERE!