I think you should do sex with a gal with a angry vagina

What about death by too much pleasure? "Jar jar, call me master."

You know, I thought the title was just a "haha, funny joke" type of thing, but then I looked at the chapters and it's literally 101 chapters long. It's literally 101 ways to kill Jar Jar. I don't know whether this is a joke or you just REALLY hate Jar Jar Binks, but I would honestly recommend for people to try to read the whole thing, if only to bring your hatred of Jar Jar to a rational level.

This is brilliant because Qui-Gon was dead after his first meeting with Anakin... so he would know a lot about funerals.

Mesa dead

Well that was definitely interesting... he deserved it though! Nobody wants otherwise reasonable-ish movies wrecked by an annoying “comic relief” character who can’t speak properly.

fuck i love this so much xD you r giving me liiiiife x3333 im so glad i can find someone with the same guilty pleasures as me OwO

could you do 101 ways to kill Darth Sidious, with Padmé killing him for turning her husband to the darkside?

lammas with hats gimme a cookie

make him drink bleach

Follow up to first comment: While scavenging on Jakku, Rey finds the Book of Spells, and Brings Jar Jar back to life. Then you can decide the rest if you want to try this story idea.

You should make a Star Wars: The Force Awakens expansion pack

Personally, I like Jar Jar, but I think I'm still gonna enjoy reading this! Lol

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER! also i think that a sarrlacc is good choice for the end of u make a 101 ways to kill my little pony, becaus im an anti brony and alot of other people are.(im a 12 yr old.

Put that obi wan and the jedi order and cody and REX are also annoyed!