Came across this little gem while researching Voyager x Stargate crossovers. I am not really into breaking through the fifth wall usually, but this is hilarious and quite in character. Well done!

Great little ficlet. Hope you have more.

So Tom Paris a flyboy, Tuvok a vulcan, and Neelix who's Neelix (Because that's the only way I can correctly describe him) are worse then Rodney McKay?! Oh I would love to see what those four would be like together in the same room! I bet it would even drive the Wraith, and Borg and Q to suicidal thoughts

I must say, that sounded like something that would have happened in my imagination realm where everyone lives together. Very interesting.

Thanks for this! I really needed to giggle like this! Am I correct in assuming you got this ideafrom the Captain's Table series? I would be really interested to read more of this if you ever want to write more to it!

Oh, the trials of sci-fi life... Enjoyed this very much, thanks.