Please, go d-e somewhere.

I can hardly breath oml-

My god, that was funny...

10 out of ten wou
ñd nut again

Well... I simply loved it! I need more of it, to fuel my need for humor, crack, genderbend, futa!Luna and HP/CC !

Meh. Read the crazier shit. Nice try, though.

The beetle went right into Snape's mouth when he popped out from behind a bush, doubtlessly to take points from Gryffindor. Two seconds later, Snape's head was ripped apart and Rita Skeeter appeared out of nowhere, cut in half.

Oh my god.

and—

YOU MADE MALFOY CRABBE AND GOYLE INTO A HUMAN CENTIPEDE OH MY GOD XD XD XD XD

WTF? I don't know whether to link this "story" to Bile Fascination, Nausea Fuel, or Squick.

Not shit, surprisingly enough. Though the whole thing would have made more sense if instead of just refusing the gobblet he argued the point that there is no hari jane potter. Flows better that way.

I was expecting much worse. I was surprisingly okay with Harry being Harri, but I'm glad she's a he again, and with Luna too!

Ok...well Harry's back now

Well you certainly are upping the ante

I'm speechless

Okay. You tried to be disturbing. You lifted at least one thing from hilariously bad movies. You had weird stuff going on.
You obviously fell for the "Lol, Random" trap of writing with this fic.
This work is not worthy of being in your stable of fics, you've written far superior work. Even if some of that also carried a similar LR theme.

So your Harry is a homosexual?
Okay, but this is a rather big 'plot' point that has not been hinted at before.