Because of you I had war flashback from fic called "Being Meiling" by keymaster on where drunk Flandre also was like that. Overall 10/10 would read again

I absolutely loved the last sentence

This had me laughing out loud. Great little one shot :)

oh, poor natsu! xD still funny, tho. luv it!

Hehe, I really liked this! I am quite interested to hear about the morning after, as well as any other troubled caused by drunken guild members! If not, still a great one shot!

Drunk Lucy is officially my spirit animal. Great story.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
„And if you enter the house in that manner, you will not be kicked in the face. Or maybe you're into that, I don't know. Like Virgo…"
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„I need you to make a puddle. Not a big one, just big enough. If it's really tiny, she'll be pissed."

The lost look on Juvia's face would've been heartbreaking had Lucy still been paying enough attention to her surroundings to care. „A puddle of… pee?"

Still LOL!

xDDD Absolutely loved it. I laughed so hard.

Where do they go? Do they vanish to some alternate dimension? Do they just stop existing once they're not in contact with your body anymore? Commit suicide cause they've somehow broken the clothing honor code, cause they failed to cover you?
LOL! Love it! You. Are. A. Genius!

Lmao loved the ending of this. And Lucy's random rants. Drunk ppl r hilarious XD

You're good at writing drunken shenanigans. Is it from imagination, observation, or personal experience? And poor Natsu... At any rate, I really enjoyed this little story and I'd love to read more. Now to check out your other writing...

Hahahaha this is so freakin awesome! You write an amazing drunk too. Dead set mate, pure gold! The whole time Lucy was drunk all I could imagine was her with Jack Sparrows drunken swagger.

Way too good for only 4 reviews

Don't think I don't know your game. You're using alcohol as a catalyst to ask some questions you always wanted the answers to, and to have your favorite pair kiss. Your game is up! Muhahaha…

Seriously: It's a nice little story that was fun to read. I don't really have much more to say, because it's not like there is too much happening there. Drunk questioning Lucy seems plausible. Drunk Natsu-kissing Lucy is, in my opinion, more of a stretch (I'd have expected her to simply fall into the water here).

Natsus thought processes seem a bit more complex than I believe realistic. For example, I don't think he understands the concept of a "concept". I also think he'd have confronted Cana about breaking Lucy way earlier, instead of filing it as "something I need to do later".

Oh, and Lucy is asking the wrong questions here. I don't care why Cana doesn't get fat. I want to know when she goes to the bathroom.

LOL..so in the end people agreed to take Lucy away from Cana..well I guess Lucy is the talkative type when get drunk hoho..and poor Natsu..and Juvia too..like this keep up the good work dear )

this was so much fun to read!