I had to laugh at the "I, Garland, will knock you all down" part. Always thought that was a silly line. :)

I noticed you gave them names with four letters or less :)
Also thought this was funny: Yeah, and I'm a Fighter. Does that mean I should be dumber than a post and merciless?

It was a good read and lots of great humor (I laughed at the first Hadoken) my only gripe is the ending, I felt like the celebration could be a chapter in itself.

Love it! Except there's one sentence that doesn't make sense. I can't remember it now, but I'll find it and PM you. Happy writing! :)