I'm only in chapter 6 but I'm really loving this story! Even though this is kind of old, it's still an amazingly hilarious fanfic! I'm also drinking some tea right now, well isn't that ironic..

"Why is the tea gone...YES, THE RUM IS IS THE RUM GONE?! "

"Ah maybe I should build a large wooden badger." MY GOOD CHAP, WHATS THAT MONTY PYTHON'S HOLY GRAIL?! "I SHALL FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION.
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRYS!"

Can I please marry this story? It has made me crack up so many times I cannot even begin!

Your Awesome. Nothing else compares. Really enjoyed this fic. You certainty have a way with words and the tea puns & pasta puns, well the puns in general were great! I applaud your crazy imagination and can't wait to take a peak at some of your other writings. Thanks for sharing your creative genius!

You got me! I seriously thought that was the end for England. Yup good o' America decided to give him coffee. But your genius won out! Hiding under the coffee beans, who woulda thought? :)

I don't know if it was your intention, but that moment when poor England looks straight at America and asks him why the tea was gone broke my heart. I love putting Iggy through pain, but that may have crossed the line for me just a smudge (like a hair, cause I really do like seeing him in pain :3) So glad you said this will have a happy ending though! Who is going to finally give him tea?

The fourth wall has been broken and England managed to kill one of his caterpillars (how will it ever become a butterfly now?) This was my favorite chapter. He completely fell off his rocker! I hope he does this again. I seriously can't even IMAGINE what the other nations will say when he walks in with underwear on his head and with only one brow. (which one did he shave? I really want to know XD)

This is my favorite chapter so far! You are a genius making England go crazy enough for him to start talking like Shakespeare. Genius! You have my complete and up most respect. *bows* I seriously can not wait to read what other wonder ideas you came up with! :D

I love your writing style! It is so fitting for this story. OMG I can't believe Netherlands was the one to give him his first cup, no wonder England needs his tea. Can't wait to read the other chapters!

This story is probably the most hilarious thing I've encountered all week.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality...
I honestly thought that England is going to kill them all during that unicorn song :D
Great chapter!

Finally someone described my feelings! Thank you!
As one of two people who prefer tea over coffe in my whole circle of friends and family I could never describe to them how terrible is the feeling of that monster liquid they drink. Now I can and it's thanks to you, cocoa-drinker! :)
As for cyanide - I like the idea of England's adventurous childhood. Do you drink juice/juice-like drinks? Because if so you most likely drink a little bit of cyanide too. Not so much to harm you (you would have to drink ton and ton of litres to actually feel any change, but then you would dry because your bladder would not handle the pressure). It's because most companies that produce them don't bother with pealing fruits before squizing them, they mangle them whole with seeds.
Hope I didn't bore you to death ;)

This was brilliant!

I haven't laughed so hard in ages! Thanks so much for this, it was great! I loved every minute!