love :)

4) Please disregard the previous tip. Get in every fight you possibly can and build up a new layer of skin with battle scars.

Hilarious! I love Spot, and I'm still laughing at this one...

haha i liked it

Hey! Thanks for the shout out! Loved this. Number 7 is great! This was hilarious!

Why hello there again. Thanks for the shout out. And thank you for this funny list of things. My specific favorites were numbers 4, 7, and 8. Nice one-shot though. It gives you the general idea of how spot rules, yet in a humorous way. I liked it!

Nicely done. I'm not sure if lists are allowed (didn't stop me from having a list in one of my stories but I disgress..) but this really made me smile (and considering someone rear-ended me yesterday at a stoplight (I was stopped and she hit me going 35-45 mph) and hurt my neck a bit, making me smile is an awesome thing! :-D Thank you for the laughs.