“ Neville had only been peripherally aware of that battle, engrossed as he was in his Potions research. Since Harry showed up for his Potion N.E.W.T., however, Neville assumed that Voldemort had lost.”

Early HP fics are a riot omg!

Excellent

Lovely. ' Beware the wrath of a patient man'. I really didn't see that coming.

Thank you. I totally needed the laugh. *favorited* :)

Yay, Neville! He did wipe that smirk off Severus' face even though I think it wasn't quite the way he had intended. Hilarious!

Lol

"Snape had been turned into a fountain of surpassing beauty: A stream of crystal clear water spouted from Cupid's-bow lips. His chiseled, classically handsome features held an expression of rapture. Gold leaf skin covered his godlike body. And it was easy to see that his body was perfectly proportioned because every last stitch of clothing had been shredded into confetti. He stayed that way for a solid eight days, and somehow made the front cover of Witch Weekly."

I laughed so hard I couldn't even - My god this was hilarious!

This is very funny :). Go Neville!

oh snap!

I literally grinned throughout this whole piece. This line especially made me laugh: 'Since Harry showed up for his Potion N.E.W.T., however, Neville assumed that Voldemort had lost.'

This was brilliant. Cheers for writing it

Is so incredibly amused . . .

*snigger* Love it!

Great lesson to be learned here! Try hard and you will scessed!

Please keep on writting! Never stop writing!

Very nice! I'm adding it to my Neville C2 archive!

*cries with laughter* Love it!