"But they're your major allies!" He cried, exasperated. "How would you not know where they are?"

Oh, Idk, usually Germany and Italy do not even seem to notice that Japan is present so...

But hey nice to see you included Bulgaria. He needs more screen time both in the show and fanfiction.

Ha. Hes got them there I liked the ending to that it was...funny

You are such a man. Lol. This was very entertaining! What did Russia say? Hah ha!