I gotta say this was pretty amusing. I will however, have to point something outyour dragonborn's manner of speech. it's not very khajit-like in my opinion. I found that disconcertingly world breaking, if you don't mind me saying so. would you consider changing the race of the character?

Ahah, this was brilliant, it's funny how great one can make a inequity out of the smallest detail in skyrim, but I enjoyed reading :)

You have a good story building up, I like it so far. I'm writing mine based around Theiving too. Feel free to read up on mine also, please! I need more readers anyways haha, I'm writing a story called Vampire Nightingale, so if that interests you, feel free to check mine out! Ill comtinue reading up on yours also, thanks!(:

That was perfect. I am so amused. I laughed out loud.

This is a perfect summary of Dirge. I think about this every time he threatens me and I believe a box of hair may be smarter. Maul must have gotten all the brains. I loved this!

Oh gosh this was cute and amusing :D I just pictured dirge as some big defensive dopey dog as Meena saunters around him and Vekel just trying to discipline him

It's funny coz its true!

poor Vekel

Hahaha, I love this! XD I have been sooo tempted to off him so many times you have no idea because he's always threatening me whenever I walk past him to the Ragged Flagon and it's hard to avoid triggering his speech because he's nearly always standing by the entrance and that is so annoying! Thanks to this however, I think I'll be somewhat less inclined to shoot an arrow into his face in the future. xDDD

*Doubling over keyboard laughing with tears in my eyes* Oh, Dirge... just too much fun to irritate. Great oneshot!

Oh, Dirge... how your stupidity amuses me.
Nice work .-

I think I will always remember this when I see dirge! I laughed. It was great. :)

First time I ever face palmed in real life, Oh Dirge...

Oho! Oh, this's good. I really like this; made me laugh for a minute or two. I've always wondered about Dirge, how he's the only one who doesn't change after you become guildmaster. Everyone else does - even Vex - so this explains it well. Awesome job; it's really funny.

This was adorable. I burst into laughter at the end at Dirge. I love how you portrayed him here.