half way through the story i was sure for some reason that the jack in the theater was young jack pre doctor. could have been a nice plot twist :-D

Quite hot! Oh who am I kidding? That was very hot!

Oh, so sweet and hot! How I wish we could have seen naughtiness like this on the show! It was perfect and so them!

My fave line: 'Strange, and getting stranger every day, apparently, but no stranger.'

That lines described Jack brilliantly!

Much as I loved the smut and funny banter (and the almost fluffy ending) I find it rather amusing that it all happened to 'The Seventh Seal'!
"Ianto had first encountered the film as a disillusioned adolescent and been quite taken with it. He was curious to know if it would hold up now that he had experienced real-life horrors the 1950's-era filmmakers could scarcely have dreamed of." I'm sure the filmakers didn't dream of this...
I'm just trying to imagine some of the more iconic moments when accompanied by your scenario! I'm not sure I'll be able to watch it again without thinking about your story!