And now I'm imagining a 100.000some. Thank you.

I can't breath but i can't stop laughing i think i'm going to die

I laughed at several of these, but I literally lost it at the "Let's start some fires" part.

95 is now hilarious in hindsight. Or sad. Depends on who you ask.

Huh, I could've sworn I still had my sides... Ah Well.

He forgot the most primitive of destructive entertainment. Killing things with fire.

Oh god my everthing' especially "rule 80:create a Geth platform entirely made of gold. Or radium. Or fluorine." All of these would be too fragile and light(gold) too toxic and cancerous (radium) and too flammable, toxic and reactive(Florine).

Oh god my everthing! Especially this:

Oops...it works too well.

Oh my god! I think I nearly died laughing at this! My favorites were #13, 39, and 62. An amazing one-shot. After this, I think Admiral Hackett needs a medal for his actions during the Reaper War more than Commander Shepard, and that's saying something.

Oh man... that's... that's comedy gold.

Personal favorites:
- and comments

26. It is against the rules for two biotics to charge at each other with the intent of flattening something between them. Especially if that something is alive.
- Crazy Vanguards...

34. Rachni soldiers are asked, once again, to stop drinking from the toilets.
- Ah ca'mon, Admiral, I'm relatively sure that toilet water is clean enough to drink like shower water... in the early 21st century, at least

62. Whoever introduced the Geth Consensus to 4chan will be shot once they are found.
- *bawls out laughing*

87. Whoever introduced how to play heavy metal on instruments to the krogan should be given a medal. It's a much better use of blood rage to kick out some wicked solos instead of draining people of their fluids.
- At least it wasn't football; you wouldn't have anything left then :D

96. VarJaks do not solve the problems of pyjaks or varren, and in fact simply exacerbate them while removing the positives, namely the nutrient dense flesh and ease to kill. Are they even compatible? How did this happen?
- ... what the hell?

Wow, he forgot the one thing that started the rise of a technological civilization. A fire.
Now I felt the need to start some fire here. In the hospital. BRB!

I'm giggling like a schoolgirl. And I'm LOVING IT.

Good stuff. And even better, prompted me to search for the fic it's based on. Which... had me doubled over in laughter for a good long while. :)

This is beyond awesome.