And then Hermione and Draco locked Harry the Insufferable Self-Righteous Human Rights Violator in that same room reeking of sex and forced him to watch, eyelids held magically open and face forced in the right direction, 253 straight hours of sex tapes of Dumbledore and McGonagall. Harry never violated another human right the rest of his life, and apologized profusely for illegally kidnapping and imprisoning his supposed friends, for deceiving the one who was now no longer his friend, and for extreme nosiness, pushiness, and butting-in where it wasn't any of his fucking business.

He sorely regretted the loss of his former so-called "best friend" Hermione Granger-Malfoy and wished daily that he had simply minded his own damn business.

Haha, loved it!

"Considerably, though we're famished. Got any carrots, Potter?" - ahahahaha they shagged like rabbits

Wow really love this would love more like it

lol i just love it
overall the part of "well Potter Im flattered..." xD haha
anyways I would have love to know how was it when Harry leaves. Not the lemon but overall what did they said to each other when they were left alone... maybe they just jump into each other and waste no time in speaking? Yeah it seems posible...

Thanks for the laugh !
kisses!
Pauli.

Omg that was soo great! I loved that! Good job! Super funny

Oh I love this!
So funny and well-written. I especially loved the part about the doors!

Harry's Slytherin side showed up to play lol Great Job

What a masterful plan, Harry. You really are the Blue Spotted Iguana King