Oh God, I think I cracked a rip while reading this! You my friend have a real talent for parody and the bizarre. Well, what to say? I hope to see the grand finale and happy end to this some day when everyone rides into the sunset on their peanut butter sandwiches :)

loving the story. i always knew that bunnies were evil!

Kill the orc! Kill it with fire!

One does not simply jog quickly into Mordor... ;)

Love this story, but poor, poor, Aragorn! why would perform such an unholy act of devilry that would make even Morgoth cringe upon this poor soul?! WHY?! Oh, and can I make a request of the choir orcs? I feel pretty, Westside story.

YAY LLAMAS! Much love. Much glitter. So fabulous. Mary Sue. I can't. I can't even -*proceeds to have a mental breakdown over Mary Sue and her friend* this is an awesome story and I hope you update soon!

*flails* AN UPDATE!one! oh no, the Sues must be rubbing of on me. Ahem. Much hilarious. Such laugh.
Girlscout!Faramir is giving me *very* entertaining mental images...and is Prisoner Zero by any chance on the other side of that crack? ;)
Also, Evil!Frodo is slightly reminding me of the personality of the villain in my original novel story thing.

Good to have you back! Splendid chapter, as usual. That scene with Saruman dancing and striking poses...Fabulous! I confess I am very much looking forward to the interaction between the Keeper and Glorfindel and our fluffy white bunny.

And I wonder what kind of new havoc this Azure-something will wreak. No doubt she and Galabriawenuthien make quite a pair.

Hi! :D glad to have ya back!

Tsarina

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I have honestly never laughed so hard ever! Please keep writing!

My stories, even looking at the old ones, don't really have Sues. Not the 'traditional' kind, anyway. I always liked characters with real weaknesses and ones with some history behind them, so they were often kinda weak/normal or badass middle-aged ladies.
The plots and dialogue weren't good, and they certainly had cliches (like the character having some dark history) but since I read so much quality literature ever since I was a kid and my idea of 'cool' wasn't something that would lead to Sues, that never became a problem.

I did write (and still do) self-inserts, where I adventure with characters but I kinda always was aware how silly they were and they are simply for my own amusement.

There is a very silly one I wrote when I was 8, though. 'Sinuhe Egyptiläinen' is one of my favourite books, and I had a crush on Minea, one of the love-interests of the main character. She dies (not really a spoiler, the whole book is a story of how SInuhe's life is a tragedy) and that made me upset so I wrote stories where I saved her and then we lived in a house shaped like a dinosaur and solved mysteries. And there were hugs.

As for falling to Middle Earth...
Well it would depend a lot on where I fell. I probably have a higher chance of survival than most people; I'm assuming the plant-life is similar to Europe, so I could find eatable plants and survive in the woods for some time. I also know how to fence and some medieval swordplay but that wouldn't help me since it's not like I could really fight in an actual fight.
I can also ride, but badly, and it would depend on the horse a lot whether I'd manage to make it obey at all.

I'd try to find some civilization, and try to find elves since they'd have a greater chance of knowing what's going on. My elvish sucks, but I suspect that if I'd yell 'Mithrandir' at them they'd figure out there was something odd about me and maybe not kill me but try to get Gandalf who maybe could help?

A lot would depend on what they'd know about me and how I got there. If they believed I was from an other world I'd guess they'd let me hang out in Rivendell and help me learn the language.

This is really funny. That sue, I am not even going to try and right her name is EVIL!

Oh my goodness Legolas and Galabríawenúthien examining each other's hair for SPLIT ENDS?! *chokes*

Stupid Galabríawenúthien. It's obviously left. You obviously don't know what you're talking about.

Eep! Well, I at least am glad that Gandalf has kept his wits.

This is a good start and I really want to read on! I mean, everyone hates Mary-Sues... (*gulps* I hope I never did)