Aaaaand I can just hear it, in Alan Rickman's carefully cultured three-degrees-above-absolute-zero-Kelvin tones.

Brilliant.

Perhaps you should have Snape running the Hogwarts Kitchen as Hermione tries to prove that Students could cook as well as "enslaved" house-elves.

Huh...surprised Snape didn't want to gloat about Harry failing in his attempt to sing ;D

Excellent crack one-shot! Loved the Snape-as-Simon Cowell imagery!

Snape as Simon? Nice.

Loved it ! It was just brilliant :) Poor Harry ! I enjoyed " Give it two seconds for the sentence to sink in - then complete it." pretty much. Ahah that was sooo good !
Keep Writing !

Really funny. Keep writing

haha, made my day ;P

What's with your short story ?

I just don't get it at all !

Any way, for your work I give you: Two Bronze Star for trying.

Hope you try again.

The Crimson Mage.
P.S: Hope you have a happy x-mas and a new year !

Goddammit, Adrian, I was EATING! You almost made me choke!

Yes, Snape would make one heckuva Simon.