Thank you, thank you, thank you for writing this. This series turned into a trainwreck after the third book. And it seems that the toxic side of the fanbase is too willfully blind to notice the glaringly obvious problems with the writing. It's sad, really, this series had potential, it could have been great; but instead of interesting characters and well thought out exposition, all we got was an incoherent plot and unlikable protagonists. Heck, I've read fanfiction better than these books. First and last time I ever read anything by James Patterson. This series left a very negative impression on me.

Someone needs to get you off your high horse. You got so many satisfactory reviews, and I bet you're pretty pleased with yourself, huh? Well, I gotta tell you something. Yes, there may be holes in the plot. Yes, I hated Maya like anyone would. But you really shouldn't insult James Patterson like that. Every single book was awesome. Did you write a book series ? No. This poem is downright degrading , basically you're saying maximum ride is crap. I really hate it when people do stuff like this. As a maximum ride fan, you should be ashamed of yourself. ... good rhyming though. I'm not a total bitch. Insulting maximum ride just makes me angry, that's all.

Ha. This actually had me laughing out loud. Pretty sure my family thinks I'm crazy. Oh well.

I FRICKIN' LOVE YOU! This is the funniest thing I ever read, completely accurate as well. Keep writing!

can i just say this is actually my favorite thing ever? literally JP completely just gave up after the 5th book...the 4th book he was sagging but seriously? the plot made no sense, there was absolutely no character development, max lost what made her MAX and fang lost what made him FANG! and EVERY OTHER MEMBER OF THE FLOCK WAS IGNORED FOR THIS SAPPY FAX. i actually stopped reading books by JP just cause of what he did with that series. i just got so mad that i'm definitely not going to read another one of his stories. i mean, why fall in love with a bunch of characters just to have JP string you along till they all lose their personalities in favor of mushy teen drama?...sorry i started to rant. i still love this poem, so thank you! 3

Haha, I've read some of your stories so I decided to try this one...HILARIOUS...and true! Good job!

Lol, ur good. :D loved it

Wow. This was pretty spot on. Especially Angel being creepy. She freaks me out. But about Kate betraying Fang? I feel like thats the kind of thing yhat Star would come up with, then drag Kate into it. I got the feeling that she really didn't want to hurt Fang, Rachet, Maya, and Holden, but did it because Star talked her into it.

Boom,James Patterson, you just got burned Biotch

This is absolutely GENIUS! Please excuse me while I get all my friends to read this,

This makes me glad I stopped reading after 'Fang', though I still regret not stopping after Saving the World.

wow. I fully and completely agree with everything. the series started out amazing and then just crashed.

You just summarized my feelings for the last part of the series in this masterpiece...Thank you
But seriously Maximum Ride is like television. It was awesome back in the day, but it got shittier with age.
Gahhh, now you're making me speaking in rhymes. It's almost a crime.

Dude... You just summarized my feelings for the series in this masterpiece of a poem.

I liked how you did the alphabet thing with this! it was cool