I am utterly completely speechless...that someone else can think up the same out of control shit that goes on in my head. I LOVE YOUR WRITING! i loved the whole part about Ed blowing his load maybe i'm just out of control that way. I'm going to keep digging in yopur story pile.

Oh lord. I was stuck in a slow Micky Dee's drive thru this am reading this and laughed out loud when Ed answered Winry with "Boobs."
Funny stuff! Happy B-day!

Lol I LOVE THIS ONE SHOT SO MUCH! CRACKALICIOUS for sure! Happy birthday! Now you know what I think about this but I will tell you how much I love THIS again...let me count the ways. 1 Ling is now my favorite little instigating match maker. 2 I love how Ed truly is a bcomplete noob about romance. 3 I love that he has a boner! 4 I love his confession that comes out like a question lol I love it all!