Haha this was amusing and cute! Great job!

You did amazing. I can't believe I took me this long to find this story, it was written in 2013! Wow, just wow. I laughed so hard. I am still smiling.
I love this story, Edward and Jasper just are perfect to and for each other, they are in balance. Thank you very much for sharing this story. You are very talented. Keep going. :-)

Last year, in North Dakota of all places, I guy came to the hospital with an orange stuck up his ass. Dude, that's waaay to big to be shitting out without bursting a blood vessel! Surely, there are easier ways to get your Vitamin C!

Just reread this and I still laugh just as hard as I did the first time! This is golden!

Wow, !

I want a penis lollypop!

;-p

I liked that Jasper used the Good Vibrations'song. Nice move!

Hilarious first chapter...

Oh my heavens this was so funny and sweet. Awesome!

Holy crap...hotness

That was hysterical. But why is Jasper wearing a diaper?

Such an adorable story! God, loved it :) keep writing!

I laughed so hard to this story! Wow, it was incredible to read this! Thank you!

OH MY GOOOOD. This story has been quite unique and a clever mix of entertaining and adorable, but that part when Dr. Cullen walked in… Fuuuck. I had to stop reading. That so embarassing, jeez. I'm going to need to take a few minutes to detach myself from this story, then get back to reading. My eyes nearly popped out of my head. That's a whole new leve of cringeworthy!