LMAO

Full story. This has way too much potential to be stuck as a one-shot.

Do it turn it into a full story man it will be hilarious

I want to read more of this and I think that the Harry Potter opening Should be Zelrecht waking up naked sitting on the goat at hogsmede and Dumbledore jumping at the chance to get him as the Defence against the Dark arts teacher for Harry's year stopping the Ministry from dumping Umbridge into his lap and most of the reason he accepts is because Dumbledore accidentally lets slip the position is cursed

Other than this I am enjoying the story and I implore you to keep it up

the greatest troll of the multiverse getting egged by sammy for shit and giggles :O this is gold! I'm definitly following this one!