PMSL :)

Yes.. because straight up lying and deceit is a great foundation for a relationship... Gold diggers do shit like this..

How can someone lose their virginity over and over again? Once it's lost it's lost, funnily enough.
How many eggs can Ronald eat on an empty stomach? Normal people can eat only one. Ronald can eat about a dozen before the first one reaches the stomach. But after that even Ronald's stomach is not empty anymore.
How often can Arthur impregnate Molly in one night? Once the egg is fertilised not even Molly can get pregnant again, or get even pregnanter.

A fun ending, but I still wanted some sort of revenge on Emma.

Still, it was all fun‼️

TGM

A neat and economical way to end Voldemort forever.

Using non-magical means is an old trope starting
at some point, as is having both British Governments
cooperate. As far as the prophecy is concerned, they
CAN’T be read literally. Clearly, it means that neither
can live the life they desire if the other is not dead.

Getting rid of the known Horcruxes goes smoothly.
Ron is the Ron we really saw in canon, who JKR tried
but failed (IMMHO) to redeem.

Still, a better way to off Voldemort than in canon.
Having Padfoot at the station was good, but better
would have been James and Lily.

The ending left me a bit dissatisfied. Emma’s crimes
went unpunished.

TGM

GOOD on H&H to not start a family while still at
Hogwarts. Emma deserve to have to wait‼️

IMMHO, both Dan and particularly Harry are victims here. It isn’t funny really, as Harry has grounds for court cases against Dan (assault with a deadly weapon), Hermione (accessory to assault, battery on Harry [by knocking him out] and Line Theft). Finally, Emma: accessory to assault, accessory to battery and accessory to Line Theft.

Including the Weasleys in the hand fasting was Emma/Hermione’s way to let Ron. Ginny and Molly know that their OBHWF plans are done for, forever.

I posit that: 1. Harry did have feelings for Hermione, as otherwise Remus and Tonks would’ve smelled a rat and objected, 2. Hermione must have used a dildo or similar, either in pleasuring herself or anyway before the ceremony, otherwise Harry would’ve known she was a virgin on their Wedding Night and been more than a bit upset.

This stays in my favorites, but it’s only because I’m a dedicated Harmonian.

TGM

Great going, an aside to chapter one from Harry's POV.

Loved this chapter, kind of hard to figure out the next!

Love the chapter!

Very cute.

What a brilliant story. Emma is superb. Hermione definitely got her spunk from her mum. I can't even drop the poor Harry line because he gets 'forced' into a happy and loving relationship with his best friend and the smartest witch around with a great and loving family to back him up. Just perfect.

I liked

Wow

Yes because someone who has been kidnapped not to mention PTSD, is totally going to be fine with this sort of shit and not blasting everything in sight. Don't get me wrong; Harry should've of ended up with Hermione but this is an absolute destruction of both their characters and honestly; Harry should've called the wedding of and never spoken to Grangers again, I question everyone who finds this funny or entertaining cuz if we flipped the genders then people would be crying out for you're head

Beside the fact that harry hates being manipulated and could've called off the wedding and just date hermione since he now isn't naked in a bed after being ennerverated without a wand there is nothing that dan could do to him especially if he left. But beyond that your plot actually screws up your story by having voldemorts body getting destroyed before Harry is killed because the killing curse is what separates there souls from harrys body but its harrys blood in voldemort that acts as a psuedo horcrux that allows harry to decide if he wants to return or not.