Oh! I loved this story, especially at the thought of Draco waking up to a pig in his bed or his and his father's expression when the Prophet hit the breakfast table! Unfortunately I can see the entire first chapter being true. LOL! Thanks! ER

oh gawd.
This still makes me laugh.

This is glorious. Amazing. Couldn't stop laughing.

Great story.

Bwahahahaha. That's great.

amusant! :)

ROFLMAO

Hehehe...Great story! Thanks so much

Thanks for the laugh. I'm just glad that I wasn't drinking anything while I was reading this!

*hehehe*

Love it! Herd the sheep into getting more contact with muggle culture and then changes will spread.

Thanks for sharing this story. I enjoyed it.

ROFLMAO! Great story.

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Ellen and Helen? Hmmm. They must have been in an area of high magical concentration when they named their two daughters. Of course, I grew up in the country, where parents might call out their kids' names if the kids were out in the pasture with the horses or generally messing around somewhere on the property that was far from the house. Names that sound that much alike would have resulted in lots of unnecessary (and incredibly annoying) treks to the house for one kid or the other. You'll notice the Weasleys - whose mother probably yells at her kids louder and more often than any other mother in magical Britain - didn't choose any names that could be confused with each other. Each victim knows exactly who is being summoned. Just a thought ...