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On to the story~
~At Velder~
"Thank you for coming. We really need your help to get rid of Unohound from the Residential Area." Vanessa said.
"No problem! So... What exactly happened here..?" Rena asked.
"Demons are starting to take over Velder, we need you guys to help us take our kingdom back. However, may I ask you something..?" Vanessa questioned.
"Sure~ What is it?~" The elf replied.
"Um... Is your friend over there alright..?" she asked, pointing at the flared up Crisis who seems to be talking/shouting to himself.
"AT LAST! I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE! WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he evil laughed.
The citizens in the suburbs stared at him like he's crazy.
"BLINDING LIGHT!"
"MY EYES!" Raven yelled. The others closed their eyes and covered their faces with their hands.
"DIE YOU, CHLOE IN DISGUISE!(?) BURNING STAR!"
Fire started to cover the entire area.
"Ouw! Ouw! Ouw! Ouw!" Crisis yelped in pain as he kept jumping from the fire.
Vanessa twitched. "That girl... ARIA!" she yelled.
A girl with black hair, blue eyes, and is wearing a silver dress jumped down in front of Vanessa and gulped. "Y-Yes..?"
"THIS PERSON-" she pointed at the jumping Crisis. "-IS NOT CHLOE IN DISGUISE! HE'S ONE OF THE ELGANG MEMBERS WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO COME HERE AND HELP US GET VELDER BACK!"
"Ehhhh? I-I'm sorry!" she exclaimed in panic before cancelling her skill. The fire disappeared.
"What did I do?!" Crisis yelled.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
"Crisis, that's enough shouting for the day." Elysea said, sweatdropping. "You're not the boss of me!"
She glared, preparing to slap. "OKAY, OKAY!"
"Ano... How about if we go to the Residential Area and defeat Unohound first?" Ara suggested.
"UNOHOUND!" Crisis yelled again.
"Ara, why did you remind him of that?" Areawill said, sweatdropping. "Gomeeeen!"
~At the Residential Area~
~With Unohound~
The Elgang stared at Unohound.
"Uh... Are you guys sure that's Unohound..? Cause..." Aoi started.
"Isn't he a a bit too fat?!" Jun shouted, half-asking.
Unohound has become a sumo wrestler (?), sitting on a relaxing chair eating potato chip and reading a comic book. (?)
"DUDE, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING?!" Raven yelled.
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH EATING A LOT?!"
"EATING TOO MUCH IS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH!"
"OH, REALLY? THEN WHY AM I EVEN HEALTHIER THAN YOU?!" (?)
"YOU'RE NOT! YOU HAVE NO YOUTH!" (?)
"YOU'RE THE ONE WITH NO YOUTH!"
"SHUTTAP!" Crisis yelled.
"Huh? HEY, IT'S YOU!" Unohound shouted, pointing at Crisis.
"SHUTTAP AND DIE, UNO-" "DIE YOU, DEMON! BURNING STAR!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" The Unohound instantly became slim due to the heat of the fire. (?)
"MY FAT!" (?) Unohound yelled in terror.
"YOU AGAIN?!" Crisis yelled.
Aria hid behind a pillar. (?) "S-Sorry..."
Aisha, Elysea, and Jun facepalmed.
"YOU... YOU HAVE ERASED MY PRECIOUS FAT! (?) YOU MUST PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID!" (?)
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID FAT, STUPID UNOHOUND! YOU HAVE TOO MUCH FAT FOR ANYONE TO CARE!" (?) Crisis yelled.
"WHAT?! I'M JUST THE NORMAL SIZE!"
"PLEASE," Crisis started, "YOU'RE 5 TIMES FATTER THAN YOU USUALLY WERE!" (?) (3: Whut? Owo)
"I'M NOT!"
"Please, just stop it! We need to defeat the Unohound, don't we?" Aria pleaded.
"Unohound is my prey! Don't you dare kill it first before me!" Crisis shouted. "S-Sorry..?"
"THINK FAST!" Akira cheered, running at Unohound. "HOME RUUUUUN!"(?) he hit the Unohound with a bat out of nowhere, sending it flying.
"TEAM UNOHOUND IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAIIIIN!" (?) Unohound yelled.
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"AKIRA!" Crisis yelled. "He he~"
Crisis sulked in a corner. Areawill patted his back. "There, there..."
"Poor Crisis..." Chung said.
"Revenge is baaad... Ice cream is justice!" (?) Raven yelled randomly.
On the way back, the Warrior Seer beat all the monsters in their way to vent out his anger.
~Back to Suburbs of Velder~
"Great job, everyone, but... Uh... Is that Unohound that was sent flying..?" Vanessa asked.
Everyone glanced at Akira who just scratched his head, grinning sheepishly. The female knight sweatdropped.
"Okay... You guys should rest for today. Tomorrow, your enemy would be Chloe." she said.
The Elgang nodded before resting inside an inn.
3: Done~ Sorry if the chapter's not that funny... QwQ
Cuz... 3 doesn't really know the plot for this chapter, soooo. owo'
And no offense for fat people! DX 3 just doesn't have any ideas... QwQ
Thanks for reading~